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Ryan: Praying the right thing to do after mass shootings because it ‘works’
http://thehill.com/homenews/house/35907 ... because-it

He's not wrong:
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http://www.freep.com/story/news/columni ... 849168001/

Watch yourself in bars and at Tigers games, Beaneater.
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Let's see how long it takes for the devout to discern a message from the almighty in this event …
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/man-accidental ... ng-1647742
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 12:17pm
Let's see how long it takes for the devout to discern a message from the almighty in this event …
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/man-accidental ... ng-1647742
God works in mysterious ways, indeed.
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Kory wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 1:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 12:17pm
Let's see how long it takes for the devout to discern a message from the almighty in this event …
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/man-accidental ... ng-1647742
God works in mysterious ways, indeed.
Like that time he made a Kenyan Muslim president twice? That was way mysterious.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 1:47pm
Kory wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 1:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 12:17pm
Let's see how long it takes for the devout to discern a message from the almighty in this event …
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/man-accidental ... ng-1647742
God works in mysterious ways, indeed.
Like that time he made a Kenyan Muslim president twice? That was way mysterious.
Oh, I know what he was trying to do there. Destroy America.
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Kory wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 2:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 1:47pm
Kory wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 1:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 12:17pm
Let's see how long it takes for the devout to discern a message from the almighty in this event …
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/man-accidental ... ng-1647742
God works in mysterious ways, indeed.
Like that time he made a Kenyan Muslim president twice? That was way mysterious.
Oh, I know what he was trying to do there. Destroy America.
Um, what the fuck? God is supposed to bless America, not be a jerk to it.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 2:05pm
Kory wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 2:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 1:47pm
Kory wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 1:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 12:17pm
Let's see how long it takes for the devout to discern a message from the almighty in this event …
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/man-accidental ... ng-1647742
God works in mysterious ways, indeed.
Like that time he made a Kenyan Muslim president twice? That was way mysterious.
Oh, I know what he was trying to do there. Destroy America.
Um, what the fuck? God is supposed to bless America, not be a jerk to it.
Maybe Beezlebub got hold of the reins for 8 years while God was away on business.
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Kory wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 2:21pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 2:05pm
Kory wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 2:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 1:47pm
Kory wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 1:35pm


God works in mysterious ways, indeed.
Like that time he made a Kenyan Muslim president twice? That was way mysterious.
Oh, I know what he was trying to do there. Destroy America.
Um, what the fuck? God is supposed to bless America, not be a jerk to it.
Maybe Beezlebub got hold of the reins for 8 years while God was away on business.
Nuh uh. God would never do that to America. Maybe France or Australia, but not his favourite country.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Kory wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 1:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 12:17pm
Let's see how long it takes for the devout to discern a message from the almighty in this event …
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/man-accidental ... ng-1647742
God works in mysterious ways, indeed.
So God is human after all he just doesn’t like twats.

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101Walterton wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 4:00pm
Kory wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 1:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 12:17pm
Let's see how long it takes for the devout to discern a message from the almighty in this event …
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/man-accidental ... ng-1647742
God works in mysterious ways, indeed.
So God is human after all he just doesn’t like twats.
I'm not religious at all, but I've always thought that if god exists, it's an accidental creator that has no control over what happens in reality. Unless we're a simulation.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Nov 2017, 12:17pm
Let's see how long it takes for the devout to discern a message from the almighty in this event …
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/man-accidental ... ng-1647742
So he really felt the need to have a bullet in the chamber while at a church dunner, the level of paranoia is just immeasurable.

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http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing- ... otings-are

Indeed, the true mark a free society is that a lunatic armed for bear with blow you away if you leave your home. Freedom!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 1:43pm
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing- ... otings-are

Indeed, the true mark a free society is that a lunatic armed for bear with blow you away if you leave your home. Freedom!
Nice timing on their part. Accepting mass shootings on the 5th anniversary of the slaughter of 20 six-year-olds. Classy.
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