The Gun Politics Thread

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matedog wrote:
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God damn this was entertaining:
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From guns to climate change, the insurance industry is a key determinant of what gets/doesn't get done. Hurray for the free market! :shifty:
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Goddam I had wanted to buy an assault rifle in Michigan but forgot. You know, to have.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Feb 2018, 2:38am
Goddam I had wanted to buy an assault rifle in Michigan but forgot. You know, to have.
Buy? All you had to do is go to an NRA open house and they'd give you a freedom stick.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Feb 2018, 7:28am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Feb 2018, 2:38am
Goddam I had wanted to buy an assault rifle in Michigan but forgot. You know, to have.
Buy? All you had to do is go to an NRA open house and they'd give you a freedom stick.
I wonder if these people who married their gun asked their gun’s father for permission.

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Feb 2018, 6:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Feb 2018, 7:28am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Feb 2018, 2:38am
Goddam I had wanted to buy an assault rifle in Michigan but forgot. You know, to have.
Buy? All you had to do is go to an NRA open house and they'd give you a freedom stick.
I wonder if these people who married their gun asked their gun’s father for permission.

I wonder if they went to a Purity Ball and pledged to keep themselves pure until they could marry their gun?
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WestwayKid wrote:
28 Feb 2018, 6:46pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Feb 2018, 6:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Feb 2018, 7:28am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Feb 2018, 2:38am
Goddam I had wanted to buy an assault rifle in Michigan but forgot. You know, to have.
Buy? All you had to do is go to an NRA open house and they'd give you a freedom stick.
I wonder if these people who married their gun asked their gun’s father for permission.

I wonder if they went to a Purity Ball and pledged to keep themselves pure until they could marry their gun?
Does daily jerking off to Guns & Ammo count as remaining pure?
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Feb 2018, 6:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Feb 2018, 7:28am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Feb 2018, 2:38am
Goddam I had wanted to buy an assault rifle in Michigan but forgot. You know, to have.
Buy? All you had to do is go to an NRA open house and they'd give you a freedom stick.
I wonder if these people who married their gun asked their gun’s father for permission.

Gun marriage? What would Rick Santorum think?

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Americans in the Pacific Northwest can buy guns at a supermarket? "Hey, hon, on the way home, can you pick up some hot dog buns, Oreos, and a Glock?" Nucking futs.
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The parents of the young girl who got shot at Great Mills high school said in a press conference that she is brain dead and will pull her off life support.

Since the gun used belonged to boy's father, who should have had it locked up, could he be held responsible? Should he?

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Mimi wrote:
23 Mar 2018, 9:00am
The parents of the young girl who got shot at Great Mills high school said in a press conference that she is brain dead and will pull her off life support.

Since the gun used belonged to boy's father, who should have had it locked up, could he be held responsible? Should he?
Well, all gun owners are responsible individuals—listen to them: they're always paragons of responsibility, selflessly protecting family and community—so clearly gun owners would support full prosecution of this super very ultra extreme outlier of an irresponsible member of their tribe.
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Mimi wrote:
23 Mar 2018, 9:00am
The parents of the young girl who got shot at Great Mills high school said in a press conference that she is brain dead and will pull her off life support.

Since the gun used belonged to boy's father, who should have had it locked up, could he be held responsible? Should he?
I hope so and absolutely.
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JennyB wrote:
23 Mar 2018, 12:15pm
Mimi wrote:
23 Mar 2018, 9:00am
The parents of the young girl who got shot at Great Mills high school said in a press conference that she is brain dead and will pull her off life support.

Since the gun used belonged to boy's father, who should have had it locked up, could he be held responsible? Should he?
I hope so and absolutely.
I'm hoping so, too. At the very least to send a message.

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