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tepista
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by tepista » 03 Jul 2008, 11:53am
ApologetiX can claim the title of “premier band of the Christian Parody genre” with little or no competition.
We can start one
When I blast “I Love Apostle Paul,” the group’s take on Joan Jett and the Blackhearts’ “I Love Rock N’ Roll,”
I Love Sauza Paul sounds better
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Wolter
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by Wolter » 03 Jul 2008, 11:55am
tepista wrote:
ApologetiX can claim the title of “premier band of the Christian Parody genre” with little or no competition.
We can start one
When I blast “I Love Apostle Paul,” the group’s take on Joan Jett and the Blackhearts’ “I Love Rock N’ Roll,”
I Love Sauza Paul sounds better
You could be like Bo Diddley and make all your songs Sauza-centric.
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tepista
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by tepista » 03 Jul 2008, 12:39pm
Wolter wrote:
You could be like Bo Diddley and make all your songs Sauza-centric.
"I'm Sauza Paul and I Want it Now" sung to the tune of the Queen song with a similar title
"Sauza Pauls" to AC/DCs "Big Balls"
"Sauza Pauls come Tumbling Down" John Cougar
"Sauza Pauling" like "London Calling"
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by JennyB » 03 Jul 2008, 3:00pm
tepista wrote: Wolter wrote:
You could be like Bo Diddley and make all your songs Sauza-centric.
"I'm Sauza Paul and I Want it Now" sung to the tune of the Queen song with a similar title
"Sauza Pauls" to AC/DCs "Big Balls"
"Sauza Pauls come Tumbling Down" John Cougar
"Sauza Pauling" like "London Calling"
"Sauza Paul" Oasis
"Sauza Pauls" by Sheena Easton
"Another Brick in the Sauza Paul" by Pink Floyd
Phil Spector's Sauza Paul of Sound.
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tepista
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by tepista » 03 Jul 2008, 4:11pm
JennyB wrote:
Phil Spector's Sauza Paul of Sound.
I like that one!
The only Sheena Easton song I know is "My Baby Takes the Morning Train"
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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matedog
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by matedog » 03 Jul 2008, 4:23pm
Counting Flowers on the Sauza Paul
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense . If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
Wolter
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by Wolter » 03 Jul 2008, 4:25pm
You could do entire albums, like Metallica's ...And Sauza for Paul .
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
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Olaf
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by Olaf » 03 Jul 2008, 6:32pm
It's only Sauza Paul but I like it
Paul in the U.S.A.
Sauza Paul Got Murdered
Brown-Eyed Sauza Paul
Sauza Paul Got Married
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
tepista
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by tepista » 03 Jul 2008, 6:37pm
Olaf wrote: I
Sauza Paul Got Murdered
I don't like that one at all
Sauza Paul Got Married
If you knew
Sauza Paul
Then you'd know he drank it all
Oh Sauza
My Sauza Pa-a-aul
Oh yes I love tequila, yes I love it Sauza Paul
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by Olaf » 03 Jul 2008, 6:42pm
tepista wrote: Olaf wrote: I
Sauza Paul Got Murdered
I don't like that one at all
It's one of the best tracks off SANTEPISTA!
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
JennyB
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by JennyB » 03 Jul 2008, 8:16pm
tepista wrote: JennyB wrote:
Phil Spector's Sauza Paul of Sound.
I like that one!
The only Sheena Easton song I know is "My Baby Takes the Morning Train"
It was a takeoff on Sugar Walls, which was written by Prince. Oh, and by Sugar Walls, she means vagina.
Got a Rake? Sure!
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by Dr. Medulla » 03 Jul 2008, 8:18pm
JennyB wrote: tepista wrote: JennyB wrote:
Phil Spector's Sauza Paul of Sound.
I like that one!
The only Sheena Easton song I know is "My Baby Takes the Morning Train"
It was a takeoff on Sugar Walls, which was written by Prince. Oh, and by Sugar Walls, she means vagina.
Sugar and yeast—I'm no longer sure "bun in the oven" is a euphemism.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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by Still216 » 03 Jul 2008, 8:31pm
Wolter wrote: You could do entire albums, like Metallica's ...And Sauza for Paul .
Or Megadeth's
Sauza Sells...But Who's Pauling?
Suicidal Tendencies'
How Can I Sauza Paul Tomorrow When I Can't Even Tep Today and
Controlled By Sauza...Feel Like Paul / Deja-Tep
Anthrax'
Paulsistence Of Tep
Sit on my lap, I'm sober! - cretin
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Dr. Medulla
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by Dr. Medulla » 03 Jul 2008, 8:34pm
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Wolter
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by Wolter » 03 Jul 2008, 9:40pm
Still216 wrote: Wolter wrote: You could do entire albums, like Metallica's ...And Sauza for Paul .
Or Megadeth's
Sauza Sells...But Who's Pauling?
Suicidal Tendencies'
How Can I Sauza Paul Tomorrow When I Can't Even Tep Today and
Controlled By Sauza...Feel Like Paul / Deja-Tep
Anthrax'
Paulsistence Of Tep
Pantepa's
Paulgar Display of Sauza .
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"