Guard the doors. Wisdom, let us be attentive.Wolter wrote:My rod and staff shalt comfort...eumaas wrote:She'd better make way for my Simon Magus.Wolter wrote:I'm willing to take the Road to Damascus.eumaas wrote:nice hips on that deaconessWolter wrote: I imagine so. I have her Epistle right here...
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I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
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Jesus wept [all over her back].eumaas wrote:Guard the doors. Wisdom, let us be attentive.Wolter wrote:My rod and staff shalt comfort...eumaas wrote:She'd better make way for my Simon Magus.Wolter wrote:I'm willing to take the Road to Damascus.eumaas wrote: nice hips on that deaconess
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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King Solomon made himself a chariot of the wood of Lebanon.Dr. Medulla wrote:Jesus wept [all over her back].eumaas wrote:Guard the doors. Wisdom, let us be attentive.Wolter wrote:My rod and staff shalt comfort...eumaas wrote:She'd better make way for my Simon Magus.Wolter wrote: I'm willing to take the Road to Damascus.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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King Solomon made himself a chariot of the wood of Lebanon. [/quote]eumaas wrote:Jesus wept [all over her back].Dr. Medulla wrote:Guard the doors. Wisdom, let us be attentive.eumaas wrote:My rod and staff shalt comfort...Wolter wrote:She'd better make way for my Simon Magus.eumaas wrote: I'm willing to take the Road to Damascus.
Man, all these metaphors are going to beat my sword into a plowshare.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
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King Solomon made himself a chariot of the wood of Lebanon. [/quote]Wolter wrote:Jesus wept [all over her back].eumaas wrote:Guard the doors. Wisdom, let us be attentive.Dr. Medulla wrote:My rod and staff shalt comfort...eumaas wrote:She'd better make way for my Simon Magus.Wolter wrote: I'm willing to take the Road to Damascus.
Man, all these metaphors are going to beat my sword into a plowshare.[/quote]
Ya know what I love baby? Fucking you doggie style.
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King Solomon made himself a chariot of the wood of Lebanon. [/quote]tepista wrote:Jesus wept [all over her back].Wolter wrote:Guard the doors. Wisdom, let us be attentive.eumaas wrote:My rod and staff shalt comfort...Dr. Medulla wrote:She'd better make way for my Simon Magus.eumaas wrote: I'm willing to take the Road to Damascus.
Man, all these metaphors are going to beat my sword into a plowshare.[/quote]
Ya know what I love baby? Fucking you doggie style.[/quote]
Tep always makes me happy.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
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King Solomon made himself a chariot of the wood of Lebanon. [/quote]Wolter wrote:Jesus wept [all over her back].tepista wrote:Guard the doors. Wisdom, let us be attentive.Wolter wrote:My rod and staff shalt comfort...eumaas wrote:She'd better make way for my Simon Magus.Dr. Medulla wrote: I'm willing to take the Road to Damascus.
Man, all these metaphors are going to beat my sword into a plowshare.[/quote]
Ya know what I love baby? Fucking you doggie style.[/quote]
Tep always makes me happy.[/quote]
His ability to work in phrases from the Vulgate is pretty impressive, isn't it?
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Jesus of Nazareth—lord and saviour or needy ex-girlfriend?
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GET OFF MY BACK, JESUS!Dr. Medulla wrote:Jesus of Nazareth—lord and saviour or needy ex-girlfriend?
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
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That wasn't "moonlight" he spilled across my face and pillow. I'm gonna throw up.Dr. Medulla wrote:Jesus of Nazareth—lord and saviour or needy ex-girlfriend?
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You'd think His Omniscience would indulge you with the common courtesy of addressing you by name.tepista wrote:That wasn't "moonlight" he spilled across my face and pillow. I'm gonna throw up.Dr. Medulla wrote:Jesus of Nazareth—lord and saviour or needy ex-girlfriend?
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Yeah, every time I see Jesus, he says "Hey Buddy" or "How's it goin' Big Fella?" and sometimes he calls me "Sport." He don't know my name.threecoffins wrote:You'd think His Omniscience would indulge you with the common courtesy of addressing you by name.tepista wrote:That wasn't "moonlight" he spilled across my face and pillow. I'm gonna throw up.Dr. Medulla wrote:Jesus of Nazareth—lord and saviour or needy ex-girlfriend?
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You'd also think he'd be more sensible with his punctuation. I picture Jesus standing in the afterlife, punching a fist into the other hand, muttering about how he's gonna get that dumb fuck who had the nerve to send out crappy material and sign his name—Jesus H. Christ, the Son of Fucking God, man!—on the bottom. That shit reflects on Jesus, not the asshole who wrote the letter. Quality control on Christianity has gone way the fuck down since those Americans got into it.threecoffins wrote:You'd think His Omniscience would indulge you with the common courtesy of addressing you by name.
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His hands are still a little tenderDr. Medulla wrote: I picture Jesus standing in the afterlife, punching a fist into the other hand,
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They're gonna PAY!Dr. Medulla wrote:You'd also think he'd be more sensible with his punctuation. I picture Jesus standing in the afterlife, punching a fist into the other hand, muttering about how he's gonna get that dumb fuck who had the nerve to send out crappy material and sign his name—Jesus H. Christ, the Son of Fucking God, man!—on the bottom. That shit reflects on Jesus, not the asshole who wrote the letter. Quality control on Christianity has gone way the fuck down since those Americans got into it.threecoffins wrote:You'd think His Omniscience would indulge you with the common courtesy of addressing you by name.