This Week in Religion

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Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote: I imagine so. I have her Epistle right here...
nice hips on that deaconess
I'm willing to take the Road to Damascus.
She'd better make way for my Simon Magus.
My rod and staff shalt comfort...
Guard the doors. Wisdom, let us be attentive.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
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eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote: nice hips on that deaconess
I'm willing to take the Road to Damascus.
She'd better make way for my Simon Magus.
My rod and staff shalt comfort...
Guard the doors. Wisdom, let us be attentive.
Jesus wept [all over her back].
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote: I'm willing to take the Road to Damascus.
She'd better make way for my Simon Magus.
My rod and staff shalt comfort...
Guard the doors. Wisdom, let us be attentive.
Jesus wept [all over her back].
King Solomon made himself a chariot of the wood of Lebanon. :shifty:
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman

I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy

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eumaas wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote: I'm willing to take the Road to Damascus.
She'd better make way for my Simon Magus.
My rod and staff shalt comfort...
Guard the doors. Wisdom, let us be attentive.
Jesus wept [all over her back].
King Solomon made himself a chariot of the wood of Lebanon. :shifty:[/quote]
Man, all these metaphors are going to beat my sword into a plowshare.
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Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote: I'm willing to take the Road to Damascus.
She'd better make way for my Simon Magus.
My rod and staff shalt comfort...
Guard the doors. Wisdom, let us be attentive.
Jesus wept [all over her back].
King Solomon made himself a chariot of the wood of Lebanon. :shifty:[/quote]
Man, all these metaphors are going to beat my sword into a plowshare.[/quote]
Ya know what I love baby? Fucking you doggie style.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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tepista wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
eumaas wrote: I'm willing to take the Road to Damascus.
She'd better make way for my Simon Magus.
My rod and staff shalt comfort...
Guard the doors. Wisdom, let us be attentive.
Jesus wept [all over her back].
King Solomon made himself a chariot of the wood of Lebanon. :shifty:[/quote]
Man, all these metaphors are going to beat my sword into a plowshare.[/quote]
Ya know what I love baby? Fucking you doggie style.[/quote]
Tep always makes me happy.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Wolter wrote:
tepista wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: I'm willing to take the Road to Damascus.
She'd better make way for my Simon Magus.
My rod and staff shalt comfort...
Guard the doors. Wisdom, let us be attentive.
Jesus wept [all over her back].
King Solomon made himself a chariot of the wood of Lebanon. :shifty:[/quote]
Man, all these metaphors are going to beat my sword into a plowshare.[/quote]
Ya know what I love baby? Fucking you doggie style.[/quote]
Tep always makes me happy.[/quote]

His ability to work in phrases from the Vulgate is pretty impressive, isn't it?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Jesus of Nazareth—lord and saviour or needy ex-girlfriend?
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:Jesus of Nazareth—lord and saviour or needy ex-girlfriend?
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GET OFF MY BACK, JESUS!
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman

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Dr. Medulla wrote:Jesus of Nazareth—lord and saviour or needy ex-girlfriend?
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That wasn't "moonlight" he spilled across my face and pillow. I'm gonna throw up.

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tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Jesus of Nazareth—lord and saviour or needy ex-girlfriend?
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That wasn't "moonlight" he spilled across my face and pillow. I'm gonna throw up.

Jesus Juice
You'd think His Omniscience would indulge you with the common courtesy of addressing you by name. :rolleyes:

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threecoffins wrote:
tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Jesus of Nazareth—lord and saviour or needy ex-girlfriend?
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That wasn't "moonlight" he spilled across my face and pillow. I'm gonna throw up.

Jesus Juice
You'd think His Omniscience would indulge you with the common courtesy of addressing you by name. :rolleyes:
Yeah, every time I see Jesus, he says "Hey Buddy" or "How's it goin' Big Fella?" and sometimes he calls me "Sport." He don't know my name.
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threecoffins wrote:You'd think His Omniscience would indulge you with the common courtesy of addressing you by name. :rolleyes:
You'd also think he'd be more sensible with his punctuation. I picture Jesus standing in the afterlife, punching a fist into the other hand, muttering about how he's gonna get that dumb fuck who had the nerve to send out crappy material and sign his name—Jesus H. Christ, the Son of Fucking God, man!—on the bottom. That shit reflects on Jesus, not the asshole who wrote the letter. Quality control on Christianity has gone way the fuck down since those Americans got into it.
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Dr. Medulla wrote: I picture Jesus standing in the afterlife, punching a fist into the other hand,
His hands are still a little tender

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
threecoffins wrote:You'd think His Omniscience would indulge you with the common courtesy of addressing you by name. :rolleyes:
You'd also think he'd be more sensible with his punctuation. I picture Jesus standing in the afterlife, punching a fist into the other hand, muttering about how he's gonna get that dumb fuck who had the nerve to send out crappy material and sign his name—Jesus H. Christ, the Son of Fucking God, man!—on the bottom. That shit reflects on Jesus, not the asshole who wrote the letter. Quality control on Christianity has gone way the fuck down since those Americans got into it.
They're gonna PAY!

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