This Week in Religion

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ApologetiX can claim the title of “premier band of the Christian Parody genre” with little or no competition.
We can start one
When I blast “I Love Apostle Paul,” the group’s take on Joan Jett and the Blackhearts’ “I Love Rock N’ Roll,”
I Love Sauza Paul sounds better
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tepista wrote:
ApologetiX can claim the title of “premier band of the Christian Parody genre” with little or no competition.
We can start one
When I blast “I Love Apostle Paul,” the group’s take on Joan Jett and the Blackhearts’ “I Love Rock N’ Roll,”
I Love Sauza Paul sounds better
You could be like Bo Diddley and make all your songs Sauza-centric.
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Wolter wrote: You could be like Bo Diddley and make all your songs Sauza-centric.
"I'm Sauza Paul and I Want it Now" sung to the tune of the Queen song with a similar title

"Sauza Pauls" to AC/DCs "Big Balls"

"Sauza Pauls come Tumbling Down" John Cougar

"Sauza Pauling" like "London Calling"
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tepista wrote:
Wolter wrote: You could be like Bo Diddley and make all your songs Sauza-centric.
"I'm Sauza Paul and I Want it Now" sung to the tune of the Queen song with a similar title

"Sauza Pauls" to AC/DCs "Big Balls"

"Sauza Pauls come Tumbling Down" John Cougar

"Sauza Pauling" like "London Calling"
"Sauza Paul" Oasis

"Sauza Pauls" by Sheena Easton

"Another Brick in the Sauza Paul" by Pink Floyd

Phil Spector's Sauza Paul of Sound.
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JennyB wrote:
Phil Spector's Sauza Paul of Sound.
I like that one!

The only Sheena Easton song I know is "My Baby Takes the Morning Train"
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Counting Flowers on the Sauza Paul
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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You could do entire albums, like Metallica's ...And Sauza for Paul.
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It's only Sauza Paul but I like it
Paul in the U.S.A.
Sauza Paul Got Murdered
Brown-Eyed Sauza Paul
Sauza Paul Got Married
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:I
Sauza Paul Got Murdered
I don't like that one at all
Sauza Paul Got Married
If you knew
Sauza Paul
Then you'd know he drank it all
Oh Sauza
My Sauza Pa-a-aul
Oh yes I love tequila, yes I love it Sauza Paul
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tepista wrote:
Olaf wrote:I
Sauza Paul Got Murdered
I don't like that one at all
It's one of the best tracks off SANTEPISTA!
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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tepista wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Phil Spector's Sauza Paul of Sound.
I like that one!

The only Sheena Easton song I know is "My Baby Takes the Morning Train"
It was a takeoff on Sugar Walls, which was written by Prince. Oh, and by Sugar Walls, she means vagina.
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:shifty:
JennyB wrote:
tepista wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Phil Spector's Sauza Paul of Sound.
I like that one!

The only Sheena Easton song I know is "My Baby Takes the Morning Train"
It was a takeoff on Sugar Walls, which was written by Prince. Oh, and by Sugar Walls, she means vagina.
Sugar and yeast—I'm no longer sure "bun in the oven" is a euphemism.
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Wolter wrote:You could do entire albums, like Metallica's ...And Sauza for Paul.
Or Megadeth's Sauza Sells...But Who's Pauling?
Suicidal Tendencies' How Can I Sauza Paul Tomorrow When I Can't Even Tep Today and Controlled By Sauza...Feel Like Paul / Deja-Tep
Anthrax' Paulsistence Of Tep
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Still216 wrote:
Wolter wrote:You could do entire albums, like Metallica's ...And Sauza for Paul.
Or Megadeth's Sauza Sells...But Who's Pauling?
Suicidal Tendencies' How Can I Sauza Paul Tomorrow When I Can't Even Tep Today and Controlled By Sauza...Feel Like Paul / Deja-Tep
Anthrax' Paulsistence Of Tep
Pantepa's Paulgar Display of Sauza.
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