I thought some of these were a little funny:
Yo momma's such a ho they set up robocalls for all her booty calls.
Yo momma's so fat, her other biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's."
Yo momma’s so fat, John McCain looked into her eyes and saw three letters: KFC.
Yo momma's so fat ACORN registered her to vote *three* times.
Yo momma's so fat, Nate Silver has revolutionized the science of trying to weigh her.
Yo momma's so fat, Russia can see her from THEIR house.
Yo mamma's so fat, she's never seen her lower 48.
Yo mama's so fat, she started her political career in Ayers' kitchen and never left.
Election "Yo Momma" Jokes
Election "Yo Momma" Jokes
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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Re: Election "Yo Momma" Jokes
Wow, geekifying yo momma jokes. I didn't think that was possible.JennyB wrote:Yo momma's so fat, Nate Silver has revolutionized the science of trying to weigh her.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Wow, geekifying yo momma jokes. I didn't think that was possible.JennyB wrote:Yo momma's so fat, Nate Silver has revolutionized the science of trying to weigh her.
What an age we live in...
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Re: Election "Yo Momma" Jokes
And this is why I'm happy living in the here and now.Wolter wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:Wow, geekifying yo momma jokes. I didn't think that was possible.JennyB wrote:Yo momma's so fat, Nate Silver has revolutionized the science of trying to weigh her.
What an age we live in...
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
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