Election "Yo Momma" Jokes

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JennyB
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Election "Yo Momma" Jokes

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I thought some of these were a little funny:

Yo momma's such a ho they set up robocalls for all her booty calls.

Yo momma's so fat, her other biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's."

Yo momma’s so fat, John McCain looked into her eyes and saw three letters: KFC.

Yo momma's so fat ACORN registered her to vote *three* times.

Yo momma's so fat, Nate Silver has revolutionized the science of trying to weigh her.

Yo momma's so fat, Russia can see her from THEIR house.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's never seen her lower 48.

Yo mama's so fat, she started her political career in Ayers' kitchen and never left.
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JennyB wrote:Yo momma's so fat, Nate Silver has revolutionized the science of trying to weigh her.
Wow, geekifying yo momma jokes. I didn't think that was possible.
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Re: Election "Yo Momma" Jokes

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Yo momma's so fat, Nate Silver has revolutionized the science of trying to weigh her.
Wow, geekifying yo momma jokes. I didn't think that was possible.

What an age we live in...
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Yo momma's so fat, Nate Silver has revolutionized the science of trying to weigh her.
Wow, geekifying yo momma jokes. I didn't think that was possible.

What an age we live in...
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