My army of students will avenge me for this slur by straightening the bananas of my tormentors!
How Do You Like Your Bananas?
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An army you made from dismembered banana parts ...Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 8:45amMy army of students will avenge me for this slur by straightening the bananas of my tormentors!
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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Frankenanas are the next evolutionary leap in humanity, if I can just straighten out the spines.Olaf wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 9:52amAn army you made from dismembered banana parts ...Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 8:45amMy army of students will avenge me for this slur by straightening the bananas of my tormentors!
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bananas?
I like plantains not bananas.
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And that's why I teach kids to straighten bananas—way too many are unnecessarily turned off by the curve.
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Just a little more to go
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Not over in limey land they're not. It was the bendy bananas wot won Brexit.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 11:36amAnd that's why I teach kids to straighten bananas—way too many are unnecessarily turned off by the curve.
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Low Down Low wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 6:31pmNot over in limey land they're not. It was the bendy bananas wot won Brexit.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 11:36amAnd that's why I teach kids to straighten bananas—way too many are unnecessarily turned off by the curve.
I'm seeing straight and bent there.
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:14pmLow Down Low wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 6:31pmNot over in limey land they're not. It was the bendy bananas wot won Brexit.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 11:36amAnd that's why I teach kids to straighten bananas—way too many are unnecessarily turned off by the curve.
I'm seeing straight and bent there.
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Someone find evidence that Putin is pro-bendy banana and we're deep in the weeds.Low Down Low wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:30pmDr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:14pmLow Down Low wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 6:31pmNot over in limey land they're not. It was the bendy bananas wot won Brexit.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 11:36amAnd that's why I teach kids to straighten bananas—way too many are unnecessarily turned off by the curve.
I'm seeing straight and bent there.
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Putin has remained steadfastly coy about his position vis a vis the bendy banana, but it has been noted that Bojo first began to push the bendy banana line around the time he was foreign secretary and recently returned from an official visit to the Kremlin.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:37pmSomeone find evidence that Putin is pro-bendy banana and we're deep in the weeds.Low Down Low wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:30pmDr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:14pmLow Down Low wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 6:31pmNot over in limey land they're not. It was the bendy bananas wot won Brexit.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 11:36am
And that's why I teach kids to straighten bananas—way too many are unnecessarily turned off by the curve.
I'm seeing straight and bent there.
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Now, if we knew Zelensky's view on bananas—also: does NATO have an official banana stance?—the stars might start to align.Low Down Low wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:54pmPutin has remained steadfastly coy about his position vis a vis the bendy banana, but it has been noted that Bojo first began to push the bendy banana line around the time he was foreign secretary and recently returned from an official visit to the Kremlin.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:37pmSomeone find evidence that Putin is pro-bendy banana and we're deep in the weeds.Low Down Low wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:30pmDr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:14pmLow Down Low wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 6:31pm
Not over in limey land they're not. It was the bendy bananas wot won Brexit.
I'm seeing straight and bent there.
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These are all closely guarded secrets but i do firmly believe that another Ellsberg/Snowden will emerge in a generation or two when it will be revealed in full and sordid detail just how western civilisation all but collapsed on account of the bendy banana.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:59pmNow, if we knew Zelensky's view on bananas—also: does NATO have an official banana stance?—the stars might start to align.Low Down Low wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:54pmPutin has remained steadfastly coy about his position vis a vis the bendy banana, but it has been noted that Bojo first began to push the bendy banana line around the time he was foreign secretary and recently returned from an official visit to the Kremlin.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:37pmSomeone find evidence that Putin is pro-bendy banana and we're deep in the weeds.
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Bananagate!Low Down Low wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 9:00pmThese are all closely guarded secrets but i do firmly believe that another Ellsberg/Snowden will emerge in a generation or two when it will be revealed in full and sordid detail just how western civilisation all but collapsed on account of the bendy banana.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:59pmNow, if we knew Zelensky's view on bananas—also: does NATO have an official banana stance?—the stars might start to align.Low Down Low wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:54pmPutin has remained steadfastly coy about his position vis a vis the bendy banana, but it has been noted that Bojo first began to push the bendy banana line around the time he was foreign secretary and recently returned from an official visit to the Kremlin.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:37pmSomeone find evidence that Putin is pro-bendy banana and we're deep in the weeds.
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:37pmSomeone find evidence that Putin is pro-bendy banana and we're deep in the weeds.Low Down Low wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:30pmDr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 7:14pmLow Down Low wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 6:31pmNot over in limey land they're not. It was the bendy bananas wot won Brexit.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Jan 2024, 11:36am
And that's why I teach kids to straighten bananas—way too many are unnecessarily turned off by the curve.
I'm seeing straight and bent there.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?