eumaas wrote:
I just can't find the time to be with me like that, and frankly I've been bored by me lately. I haven't tried anything new in a long time, and I just can't convince myself to do anything exotic.
The Internet has a couple sites, I think, that help you pretend there's someone sort of with you, at least in your mind.
But I am with me.
Allowing you to be the most selfish lover you've ever had.
I'm totally unsatisfied with me. I don't meet my needs anymore--I can barely feed me!
You need to explore a greater variety of porn sites then.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
eumaas wrote:Shit, I don't even have a good relationship with myself, and I spend all my time with me. I even talk to myself sometimes, but it doesn't seem to help. I just don't know what to do with me anymore.
Put yourself on the FOE list life will become easier.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
eumaas wrote:Shit, I don't even have a good relationship with myself, and I spend all my time with me. I even talk to myself sometimes, but it doesn't seem to help. I just don't know what to do with me anymore.
Masturbate.
I just can't find the time to be with me like that, and frankly I've been bored by me lately. I haven't tried anything new in a long time, and I just can't convince myself to do anything exotic.
Some Dumb Ass wrote:you don't have a relationship with Jesus, do you?
I'm always intrigued by these kinds of statements. What kind of relationship do Christians have with Jesus? The guy never talks to them, doesn't write, didn't even fucking live at the same time. So what is the relationship? What's my relationship with, I dunno, George Orwell or Bobby Kennedy? Isn't it implied that a relationship requires a least two conscious partners?
You´re obviously suffering from some kind of clean life-style... The best thing about my years of substance abuse is the great conversations I have with Buddah, Winston Churchill and a chocolate bar who wears a top-hat but refuses to reveal his name.
The root of all faults, all failings, is nothing other than ignorance. This ignorance is like mistaking a heap of stones on the horizon for a human figure; it has no basis whatsoever, which means that even the source of of these faults and failings does not exist. Tertón Sogyal, Tibet, Summer 1900
Some Dumb Ass wrote:you don't have a relationship with Jesus, do you?
I'm always intrigued by these kinds of statements. What kind of relationship do Christians have with Jesus? The guy never talks to them, doesn't write, didn't even fucking live at the same time. So what is the relationship? What's my relationship with, I dunno, George Orwell or Bobby Kennedy? Isn't it implied that a relationship requires a least two conscious partners?
You´re obviously suffering from some kind of clean life-style... The best thing about my years of substance abuse is the great conversations I have with Buddah, Winston Churchill and a chocolate bar who wears a top-hat but refuses to reveal his name.
That's actually Jesus in his true form.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
