You need to explore a greater variety of porn sites then.eumaas wrote:I'm totally unsatisfied with me. I don't meet my needs anymore--I can barely feed me!Dr. Medulla wrote:Allowing you to be the most selfish lover you've ever had.eumaas wrote:But I am with me.Dr. Medulla wrote:The Internet has a couple sites, I think, that help you pretend there's someone sort of with you, at least in your mind.eumaas wrote: I just can't find the time to be with me like that, and frankly I've been bored by me lately. I haven't tried anything new in a long time, and I just can't convince myself to do anything exotic.
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"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Put yourself on the FOE list life will become easier.eumaas wrote:Shit, I don't even have a good relationship with myself, and I spend all my time with me. I even talk to myself sometimes, but it doesn't seem to help. I just don't know what to do with me anymore.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
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masturbate into a melon?eumaas wrote:I just can't find the time to be with me like that, and frankly I've been bored by me lately. I haven't tried anything new in a long time, and I just can't convince myself to do anything exotic.JennyB wrote:Masturbate.eumaas wrote:Shit, I don't even have a good relationship with myself, and I spend all my time with me. I even talk to myself sometimes, but it doesn't seem to help. I just don't know what to do with me anymore.
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You´re obviously suffering from some kind of clean life-style... The best thing about my years of substance abuse is the great conversations I have with Buddah, Winston Churchill and a chocolate bar who wears a top-hat but refuses to reveal his name.Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm always intrigued by these kinds of statements. What kind of relationship do Christians have with Jesus? The guy never talks to them, doesn't write, didn't even fucking live at the same time. So what is the relationship? What's my relationship with, I dunno, George Orwell or Bobby Kennedy? Isn't it implied that a relationship requires a least two conscious partners?Some Dumb Ass wrote:you don't have a relationship with Jesus, do you?
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That's actually Jesus in his true form.Red star 69 wrote:You´re obviously suffering from some kind of clean life-style... The best thing about my years of substance abuse is the great conversations I have with Buddah, Winston Churchill and a chocolate bar who wears a top-hat but refuses to reveal his name.Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm always intrigued by these kinds of statements. What kind of relationship do Christians have with Jesus? The guy never talks to them, doesn't write, didn't even fucking live at the same time. So what is the relationship? What's my relationship with, I dunno, George Orwell or Bobby Kennedy? Isn't it implied that a relationship requires a least two conscious partners?Some Dumb Ass wrote:you don't have a relationship with Jesus, do you?
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft