so, tomorrow...
- tepista
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Re: so, tomorrow...
you need a better excuse than that these days
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We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
- Dr. Medulla
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Re: so, tomorrow...
My mother was dealing with various government bureaucracies, particularly Revenue Canada, for a good five years after my dad died. Finally, one of my sisters, who works for the feds, started phoning around and getting his name taken off various computer lists and telling them to leave an old woman alone.eumaas wrote:My father got jury summons in July despite being 1) a felon, and 2) deceased.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: so, tomorrow...
The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.tepista wrote:It took 3 days for me to get kicked out this August. The defendant was a drug dealer and I had to tell them I was a drug user, and they still let me simmer for 24 hours more.
I'm so punk, I don't even take my leather jacket off when it catches fire. Which it does frequently, because of how fucking punk I am.
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Re: so, tomorrow...
Or you pull a Sarah Silverman:Bankrobber wrote:The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.tepista wrote:It took 3 days for me to get kicked out this August. The defendant was a drug dealer and I had to tell them I was a drug user, and they still let me simmer for 24 hours more.
In July 2001, long before she started blowing up, she did a guest spot on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. And she explained how to get out of jury duty. She said, she got the suggestion, "Why don't you just write something really inappropriate, like I hate Chinks?" Sarah responded that she didn't want people to think way about her, thus she said, "So I just filled out the form, and I wrote, 'I love Chinks.' And who doesn't?"
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft