The stupidest shaped state in the USA
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Looks like a corroded cleaver. Kinda badass. Maryland and non contiguous Michigan are pretty dumb. DE looks like a tumor on Maryland and New Hampshire and Vermont look like they are 69ing.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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looking at that part of the map always makes me horny
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Let’s not rule out Idaho.it looks like a paper towel that ripped coming off the roll.
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My dad used to tell me that the little nook on the Connecticut border kept us from floating back to Ireland.
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BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑30 Mar 2018, 12:57amMy dad used to tell me that the little nook on the Connecticut border kept us from floating back to Ireland.
Don't get me started about losing Southwick in a stupid colonial bar bet to those Puritan Massholes up north. Hartford County has had the ugliest bald spot for nay 400 years now.
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Florida looks a turd coming out of the American anus that is Alabama and Georgia.
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I thought Florida was America's dong? I guess either one works.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Mar 2018, 6:18amFlorida looks a turd coming out of the American anus that is Alabama and Georgia.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Hands down for me it's Delaware with it's dumb radial border w/ PA. Delaware's all, "we have a giant compass and we know how to use it." Stupid-ass nerd state.
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Seriously. Fuck Delaware.JoseUnidos wrote: ↑30 Mar 2018, 10:10amHands down for me it's Delaware with it's dumb radial border w/ PA. Delaware's all, "we have a giant compass and we know how to use it." Stupid-ass nerd state.
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This is one trolley I'm more than happy to hop on. Delaware sucks.Wolter wrote: ↑30 Mar 2018, 11:06amSeriously. Fuck Delaware.JoseUnidos wrote: ↑30 Mar 2018, 10:10amHands down for me it's Delaware with it's dumb radial border w/ PA. Delaware's all, "we have a giant compass and we know how to use it." Stupid-ass nerd state.
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I'm bored this morning.Wolter wrote: ↑30 Mar 2018, 11:06amSeriously. Fuck Delaware.JoseUnidos wrote: ↑30 Mar 2018, 10:10amHands down for me it's Delaware with it's dumb radial border w/ PA. Delaware's all, "we have a giant compass and we know how to use it." Stupid-ass nerd state.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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AND their northern coastline looks like Alfred Hitchcock in profile. Tory-loving fuckers.matedog wrote: ↑30 Mar 2018, 11:21amI'm bored this morning.Wolter wrote: ↑30 Mar 2018, 11:06amSeriously. Fuck Delaware.JoseUnidos wrote: ↑30 Mar 2018, 10:10amHands down for me it's Delaware with it's dumb radial border w/ PA. Delaware's all, "we have a giant compass and we know how to use it." Stupid-ass nerd state.
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Or a Klansman whose hood needs more starch.JoseUnidos wrote: ↑30 Mar 2018, 11:29amAND their northern coastline looks like Alfred Hitchcock in profile. Tory-loving fuckers.matedog wrote: ↑30 Mar 2018, 11:21amI'm bored this morning.Wolter wrote: ↑30 Mar 2018, 11:06amSeriously. Fuck Delaware.JoseUnidos wrote: ↑30 Mar 2018, 10:10amHands down for me it's Delaware with it's dumb radial border w/ PA. Delaware's all, "we have a giant compass and we know how to use it." Stupid-ass nerd state.
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