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The stupidest shaped state in the USA

Posted: 29 Mar 2018, 11:13pm
by BostonBeaneater
Oklahoma


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Re: The stupidest shaped state in the USA

Posted: 30 Mar 2018, 12:13am
by matedog
Looks like a corroded cleaver. Kinda badass. Maryland and non contiguous Michigan are pretty dumb. DE looks like a tumor on Maryland and New Hampshire and Vermont look like they are 69ing.

Re: The stupidest shaped state in the USA

Posted: 30 Mar 2018, 12:36am
by Flex
matedog wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 12:13am
New Hampshire and Vermont look like they are 69ing.
looking at that part of the map always makes me horny

Re: The stupidest shaped state in the USA

Posted: 30 Mar 2018, 12:44am
by Wolter
Let’s not rule out Idaho.it looks like a paper towel that ripped coming off the roll.

Re: The stupidest shaped state in the USA

Posted: 30 Mar 2018, 12:53am
by BostonBeaneater
matedog wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 12:13am
Looks like a corroded cleaver. Kinda badass. Maryland and non contiguous Michigan are pretty dumb. DE looks like a tumor on Maryland and New Hampshire and Vermont look like they are 69ing.
Michigan is linked by a bridge. Delaware is demented.

Re: The stupidest shaped state in the USA

Posted: 30 Mar 2018, 12:57am
by BostonBeaneater
My dad used to tell me that the little nook on the Connecticut border kept us from floating back to Ireland.




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Re: The stupidest shaped state in the USA

Posted: 30 Mar 2018, 1:00am
by Rat Patrol
BostonBeaneater wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 12:57am
My dad used to tell me that the little nook on the Connecticut border kept us from floating back to Ireland.




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Don't get me started about losing Southwick in a stupid colonial bar bet to those Puritan Massholes up north. Hartford County has had the ugliest bald spot for nay 400 years now.

Re: The stupidest shaped state in the USA

Posted: 30 Mar 2018, 6:18am
by Dr. Medulla
Florida looks a turd coming out of the American anus that is Alabama and Georgia.

Re: The stupidest shaped state in the USA

Posted: 30 Mar 2018, 9:55am
by matedog
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 6:18am
Florida looks a turd coming out of the American anus that is Alabama and Georgia.
I thought Florida was America's dong? I guess either one works.

Re: The stupidest shaped state in the USA

Posted: 30 Mar 2018, 10:10am
by JoseUnidos
Hands down for me it's Delaware with it's dumb radial border w/ PA. Delaware's all, "we have a giant compass and we know how to use it." Stupid-ass nerd state.

Re: The stupidest shaped state in the USA

Posted: 30 Mar 2018, 11:06am
by Wolter
JoseUnidos wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 10:10am
Hands down for me it's Delaware with it's dumb radial border w/ PA. Delaware's all, "we have a giant compass and we know how to use it." Stupid-ass nerd state.
Seriously. Fuck Delaware.

Re: The stupidest shaped state in the USA

Posted: 30 Mar 2018, 11:19am
by Flex
Wolter wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 11:06am
JoseUnidos wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 10:10am
Hands down for me it's Delaware with it's dumb radial border w/ PA. Delaware's all, "we have a giant compass and we know how to use it." Stupid-ass nerd state.
Seriously. Fuck Delaware.
This is one trolley I'm more than happy to hop on. Delaware sucks.

Re: The stupidest shaped state in the USA

Posted: 30 Mar 2018, 11:21am
by matedog
Wolter wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 11:06am
JoseUnidos wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 10:10am
Hands down for me it's Delaware with it's dumb radial border w/ PA. Delaware's all, "we have a giant compass and we know how to use it." Stupid-ass nerd state.
Seriously. Fuck Delaware.
I'm bored this morning.

Re: The stupidest shaped state in the USA

Posted: 30 Mar 2018, 11:29am
by JoseUnidos
matedog wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 11:21am
Wolter wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 11:06am
JoseUnidos wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 10:10am
Hands down for me it's Delaware with it's dumb radial border w/ PA. Delaware's all, "we have a giant compass and we know how to use it." Stupid-ass nerd state.
Seriously. Fuck Delaware.
I'm bored this morning.
AND their northern coastline looks like Alfred Hitchcock in profile. Tory-loving fuckers.

Re: The stupidest shaped state in the USA

Posted: 30 Mar 2018, 12:00pm
by Dr. Medulla
JoseUnidos wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 11:29am
matedog wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 11:21am
Wolter wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 11:06am
JoseUnidos wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 10:10am
Hands down for me it's Delaware with it's dumb radial border w/ PA. Delaware's all, "we have a giant compass and we know how to use it." Stupid-ass nerd state.
Seriously. Fuck Delaware.
I'm bored this morning.
AND their northern coastline looks like Alfred Hitchcock in profile. Tory-loving fuckers.
Or a Klansman whose hood needs more starch.