The Trump observations thread
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He might have to change his tune. Dippin' Dots make the Donald's hands look huge.
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Reagan did that too, didn't he?tepista wrote: ↑25 Jan 2017, 4:49pmMike Pence calls his wife "Mother"
http://theweek.com/speedreads/675223/vi ... ife-mother
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Mommy, actually. Which really put Ronnie in a child's position.Kory wrote: ↑25 Jan 2017, 4:51pmReagan did that too, didn't he?tepista wrote: ↑25 Jan 2017, 4:49pmMike Pence calls his wife "Mother"
http://theweek.com/speedreads/675223/vi ... ife-mother
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I call J9 "mommy," but only during our special time.tepista wrote: ↑25 Jan 2017, 4:49pmMike Pence calls his wife "Mother"
http://theweek.com/speedreads/675223/vi ... ife-mother
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matedog wrote: ↑25 Jan 2017, 6:43pmI call J9 "mommy," but only during our special time.tepista wrote: ↑25 Jan 2017, 4:49pmMike Pence calls his wife "Mother"
http://theweek.com/speedreads/675223/vi ... ife-mother
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⁴²⁶⁹matedog wrote: ↑25 Jan 2017, 6:43pmI call J9 "mommy," but only during our special time.tepista wrote: ↑25 Jan 2017, 4:49pmMike Pence calls his wife "Mother"
http://theweek.com/speedreads/675223/vi ... ife-mother
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Good god. It's like a child doing a class presentation on a book he obviously hasn't read.
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In all seriousness, can you imagine how shitfuckbananas Trump would go if Twitter suspended his account (personal and White House)? He'd call out the military and nationalize it.
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$100 bucks says that happens when the anarshits DDoS Twitter's servers to the ground next week and knock them offline for 3 days. No need to sit on one's hands waiting for Jack Dorsey's nonexistent conscience to kick in to send a potent message.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Jan 2017, 11:52amIn all seriousness, can you imagine how shitfuckbananas Trump would go if Twitter suspended his account (personal and White House)? He'd call out the military and nationalize it.
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Maybe this is better suited for the optimism thread, but it's a truism that even the most disciplined and savvy presidents see their political clout ebb away the further they are from the last election. That Trump is already floundering—having multiple aides ratting him out to journalists after the first weekend is astounding in the abstract—is a helluva lot better than him demonstrating some competency at the start and then getting bored. I mean, wait until real challenges and criticism come his way.
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Man, we're going to pining for the competency of the Bush years, aren't we?
Man, we're going to pining for the competency of the Bush years, aren't we?
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Man, we're going to pining for the competency of the Bush years, aren't we?
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