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He might have to change his tune. Dippin' Dots make the Donald's hands look huge.
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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tepista wrote:
25 Jan 2017, 4:49pm
Mike Pence calls his wife "Mother"

http://theweek.com/speedreads/675223/vi ... ife-mother
Reagan did that too, didn't he?
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Kory wrote:
25 Jan 2017, 4:51pm
tepista wrote:
25 Jan 2017, 4:49pm
Mike Pence calls his wife "Mother"

http://theweek.com/speedreads/675223/vi ... ife-mother
Reagan did that too, didn't he?
Mommy, actually. Which really put Ronnie in a child's position.
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tepista wrote:
25 Jan 2017, 4:49pm
Mike Pence calls his wife "Mother"

http://theweek.com/speedreads/675223/vi ... ife-mother
I call J9 "mommy," but only during our special time.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
25 Jan 2017, 6:43pm
tepista wrote:
25 Jan 2017, 4:49pm
Mike Pence calls his wife "Mother"

http://theweek.com/speedreads/675223/vi ... ife-mother
I call J9 "mommy," but only during our special time.
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matedog wrote:
25 Jan 2017, 6:43pm
tepista wrote:
25 Jan 2017, 4:49pm
Mike Pence calls his wife "Mother"

http://theweek.com/speedreads/675223/vi ... ife-mother
I call J9 "mommy," but only during our special time.
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Good god. It's like a child doing a class presentation on a book he obviously hasn't read.

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In all seriousness, can you imagine how shitfuckbananas Trump would go if Twitter suspended his account (personal and White House)? He'd call out the military and nationalize it.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jan 2017, 11:52am
In all seriousness, can you imagine how shitfuckbananas Trump would go if Twitter suspended his account (personal and White House)? He'd call out the military and nationalize it.
$100 bucks says that happens when the anarshits DDoS Twitter's servers to the ground next week and knock them offline for 3 days. No need to sit on one's hands waiting for Jack Dorsey's nonexistent conscience to kick in to send a potent message.

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Maybe this is better suited for the optimism thread, but it's a truism that even the most disciplined and savvy presidents see their political clout ebb away the further they are from the last election. That Trump is already floundering—having multiple aides ratting him out to journalists after the first weekend is astounding in the abstract—is a helluva lot better than him demonstrating some competency at the start and then getting bored. I mean, wait until real challenges and criticism come his way.
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Man, we're going to pining for the competency of the Bush years, aren't we?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jan 2017, 12:42pm
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Man, we're going to pining for the competency of the Bush years, aren't we?
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