The Candidate We Deserve

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The Candidate We Deserve

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Re: The Candidate We Deserve

Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Aug 2016, 8:42pm

Has "Chris Knowles" just been an online alias all along?
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Re: The Candidate We Deserve

Post by Flex » 03 Aug 2016, 12:20am

Finally, a vote I can morally support.

Addendum: In fact. James, up for an official Pex Lives presidential endorsement?
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Re: The Candidate We Deserve

Post by Silent Majority » 03 Aug 2016, 3:24am

Flex wrote:Finally, a vote I can morally support.

Addendum: In fact. James, up for an official Pex Lives presidential endorsement?
I don't agree with him on making parks safe, but I guess you got to compromise in a democratic system. I'm happy to endorse him.
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Re: The Candidate We Deserve

Post by Spiff » 03 Aug 2016, 8:32am

Why doesn't he use his time travel abilities to just win already?
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Re: The Candidate We Deserve

Post by Dr. Medulla » 03 Aug 2016, 8:55am

Spiff wrote:Why doesn't he use his time travel abilities to just win already?
Obviously he's done this before—probably many times—but the US government (under control of pyramid aliens and reverse vampires) keeps thwarting him. Hence, Plan B—everyone needs to eat eggs.
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Re: The Candidate We Deserve

Post by Rat Patrol » 03 Aug 2016, 9:09am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Spiff wrote:Why doesn't he use his time travel abilities to just win already?
Obviously he's done this before—probably many times—but the US government (under control of pyramid aliens and reverse vampires) keeps thwarting him. Hence, Plan B—everyone needs to eat eggs.
Sounds sensible. Why can't other candidates just tell it like it is???
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Re: The Candidate We Deserve

Post by JoseUnidos » 03 Aug 2016, 10:06am

So the takeaway's that time-travellng sasquatch are stealing our eggs?

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Re: The Candidate We Deserve

Post by Rat Patrol » 03 Aug 2016, 10:41am

JoseUnidos wrote:So the takeaway's that time-travellng sasquatch are stealing our eggs?
Yes. And we need to build a border wall around Canada to keep those 'illegal' interlopers out!
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