This Is A Terrorist Refrigerator

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This Is A Terrorist Refrigerator

Post by Rat Patrol » 04 Dec 2015, 10:34pm

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Is your refrigerator stocked with terror?
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Re: This Is A Terrorist Refrigerator

Post by Wolter » 04 Dec 2015, 10:37pm

Christ, this media.
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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Re: This Is A Terrorist Refrigerator

Post by Rat Patrol » 04 Dec 2015, 10:47pm

[*opens fridge*]

De-limbed human torso.

Bag full of eyes.

Transplant organ taken from still-living patient during ambulance hijacking that left 2 med-techs dead and all incriminating evidenced torched during getaway, to be laundered on black market to Russian mobsters.

Bomb parts.

Microwave soylent green.

Bottle of Crystal Pepsi ritualistically moved from residence to residence since 1991.


WOO-HOO! NOT A TERRORIST. Image



[*rummages some more*]

Aw...awwwww! :angry: Hershey's chocolate syrup. Great...now I'm on a fuckin' watch list.
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