If Music Could Talk

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 7:26am

A real meat grinder of a dream last night. I had been diagnosed with some kind of illness of condition and the doctors recommended euthanization. I agreed that it made the most sense. So I'm going around saying goodbye to people and becoming increasingly distraught. I don't want to die yet but it makes the most sense given the diagnosis. I'm almost paralytic, trying to figure a way out of this. I finally tell the doctors that I'll just accept this disease no matter how much it compromises me and if I need to commit suicide later on, I'll do it. And the rest of the dream is spent normally. Not even any evidence of being sick after that.

Jesus. That’s horrific.

I just woke up out of a frustrating dream where I was some sort of Uber driver and a little girl got me to drive her home to somewhere in Kansas. We got so some house in Kansas (via some sort of jump, but I remembered hours of driving) where we had to stop while I found her actual street, but she insisted on spelling it out and every letter she gave me made gibberish. For some reason I took Jackson and my dog with me, and I was despairing getting home, and Ali had no idea where we were. When I asked the owners of the house if they could help, they said “this is her house, what was she telling you?” I tried to call home but was interrupted by a call from my late grandmother telling me I had missed the birth of my new niece.

Anyway, it’s 5am and I’m annoyed at an imaginary little girl.

Wolter wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 7:37am

I just woke up out of a frustrating dream where I was some sort of Uber driver and a little girl got me to drive her home to somewhere in Kansas. We got so some house in Kansas (via some sort of jump, but I remembered hours of driving) where we had to stop while I found her actual street, but she insisted on spelling it out and every letter she gave me made gibberish. For some reason I took Jackson and my dog with me, and I was despairing getting home, and Ali had no idea where we were. When I asked the owners of the house if they could help, they said “this is her house, what was she telling you?” I tried to call home but was interrupted by a call from my late grandmother telling me I had missed the birth of my new niece.

Anyway, it’s 5am and I’m annoyed at an imaginary little girl.

Was she Judy Garland?

I had a dream that my girlfriend made me an egg but it was undercooked. I asked her to throw it back in the pan for a minute and she PICKED IT UP BY THE WHITES instead of taking the whole plate, which of course made it disintegrate. Drove me crazy.

Kory wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 1:43pm

I had a dream that my girlfriend made me an egg but it was undercooked. I asked her to throw it back in the pan for a minute and she PICKED IT UP BY THE WHITES instead of taking the whole plate, which of course made it disintegrate. Drove me crazy.

"Very, very interesting. How long have you hated your penis? And do not lie—I can tell when you lie!"

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 2:24pm

Kory wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 1:43pm

I had a dream that my girlfriend made me an egg but it was undercooked. I asked her to throw it back in the pan for a minute and she PICKED IT UP BY THE WHITES instead of taking the whole plate, which of course made it disintegrate. Drove me crazy.

"Very, very interesting. How long have you hated your penis? And do not lie—I can tell when you lie!"

Leave me alone, Golden Siggy.

Kory wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 1:43pm

I had a dream that my girlfriend made me an egg but it was undercooked. I asked her to throw it back in the pan for a minute and she PICKED IT UP BY THE WHITES instead of taking the whole plate, which of course made it disintegrate. Drove me crazy.

When I dream I dream of Kory, dirty feet and the biggest pizza ever.

Dreams are weird, man.

Stop eating cheese you fools.


Either that or ease up on the acid.

101Walterton wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 8:57pm

Stop eating cheese you fools.


Either that or ease up on the acid.

Did I just dream this.

I went thru a period recently where I had many disturbing dreams. The only thing thst stuck with me was an overwhelming sense of dread with the exception of one I kind of recall. I was goimg around closing and locking my upstairs windows and or just drawing the shades. I came to this one window which has a porch roof right below it. I was looking down and saw a pair of boots. I jumped back and looked up to see a Tusken Raider like figure but not what it was, it was human holding a machine gun. I immediately woke up and that sense of dread was amplified x100. It took a while to shake that. Now this is for a guy who rarely recalls a dream and if anything it just involves sex, and with my wife at that.

revbob wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 9:25pm

I went thru a period recently where I had many disturbing dreams. The only thing thst stuck with me was an overwhelming sense of dread with the exception of one I kind of recall. I was goimg around closing and locking my upstairs windows and or just drawing the shades. I came to this one window which has a porch roof right below it. I was looking down and saw a pair of boots. I jumped back and looked up to see a Tusken Raider like figure but not what it was, it was human holding a machine gun. I immediately woke up and that sense of dread was amplified x100. It took a while to shake that. Now this is for a guy who rarely recalls a dream and if anything it just involves sex, and with my wife at that.

How long have you hated Kory's penis?

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 9:30pm

revbob wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 9:25pm

I went thru a period recently where I had many disturbing dreams. The only thing thst stuck with me was an overwhelming sense of dread with the exception of one I kind of recall. I was goimg around closing and locking my upstairs windows and or just drawing the shades. I came to this one window which has a porch roof right below it. I was looking down and saw a pair of boots. I jumped back and looked up to see a Tusken Raider like figure but not what it was, it was human holding a machine gun. I immediately woke up and that sense of dread was amplified x100. It took a while to shake that. Now this is for a guy who rarely recalls a dream and if anything it just involves sex, and with my wife at that.

How long have you hated Kory's penis?

I was born to hate that shit

revbob wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 9:32pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 9:30pm

revbob wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 9:25pm

I went thru a period recently where I had many disturbing dreams. The only thing thst stuck with me was an overwhelming sense of dread with the exception of one I kind of recall. I was goimg around closing and locking my upstairs windows and or just drawing the shades. I came to this one window which has a porch roof right below it. I was looking down and saw a pair of boots. I jumped back and looked up to see a Tusken Raider like figure but not what it was, it was human holding a machine gun. I immediately woke up and that sense of dread was amplified x100. It took a while to shake that. Now this is for a guy who rarely recalls a dream and if anything it just involves sex, and with my wife at that.

How long have you hated Kory's penis?

I was born to hate that shit

Hating Kory's penis is one of the five tenets of normality.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 9:44pm

revbob wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 9:32pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 9:30pm

revbob wrote: ↑

28 Nov 2017, 9:25pm

I went thru a period recently where I had many disturbing dreams. The only thing thst stuck with me was an overwhelming sense of dread with the exception of one I kind of recall. I was goimg around closing and locking my upstairs windows and or just drawing the shades. I came to this one window which has a porch roof right below it. I was looking down and saw a pair of boots. I jumped back and looked up to see a Tusken Raider like figure but not what it was, it was human holding a machine gun. I immediately woke up and that sense of dread was amplified x100. It took a while to shake that. Now this is for a guy who rarely recalls a dream and if anything it just involves sex, and with my wife at that.

How long have you hated Kory's penis?

I was born to hate that shit

Hating Kory's penis is one of the five tenets of normality.

Stories of Kory's penis are phallicy.

I find it humorous that y'all don't realize that talking about my penis is all I want you to do.