Thread of Dreams

[Dr. Medulla]

Could you post a demonstration?

Given that the dance is currently under investigation, I have been advised not to perform it until said investigation has both been concluded and if the determination of the board yields a positive assessment of its validity. I have further been advised to refer any other questions to Copyright Guild lawyers.

[eumaas]

Last night I dreamed I was working for some kind of copyright office and was investigating a new dance called derking (don't ask me why I know it was spelled like that) to determine whether it was truly new and could be registered. It involved the dancer jutting out their elbow and putting their forehead in the crook of the elbow, creating a kind of rhino or unicorn effect. And then just stalking around on the dancefloor. I never learned whether it was unique because the rest of the dream was just watching these idiots bumping into each other with their elbows because they couldn't see anything.

Incredible, yet after dabbing, entirely plausible.

[Kory]

Last night I dreamed I was working for some kind of copyright office and was investigating a new dance called derking (don't ask me why I know it was spelled like that) to determine whether it was truly new and could be registered. It involved the dancer jutting out their elbow and putting their forehead in the crook of the elbow, creating a kind of rhino or unicorn effect. And then just stalking around on the dancefloor. I never learned whether it was unique because the rest of the dream was just watching these idiots bumping into each other with their elbows because they couldn't see anything.

Sounds like a hardcore show.

[tepista]

David Hasselhoff was giving me stock tips, then we did some blow.

[eumaas]

I had an awful dream that our Kaleb had died and it fucked me up real bad because nobody understood why I was so upset.

[tepista]

nobody understood why I was so upset.

that part is believable.

[Dr. Medulla]

I had an awful dream that our Kaleb had died and it fucked me up real bad because nobody understood why I was so upset.

Tep claimed the obvious joke—finally, someone less original than me!—but dreams where someone has died are always terrible. They just amp up the confusion and sense of powerlessness.

[revbob]

I had an awful dream that our Kaleb had died and it fucked me up real bad because nobody understood why I was so upset.

Tep claimed the obvious joke—finally, someone less original than me!—but dreams where someone has died are always terrible. They just amp up the confusion and sense of powerlessness.

I had a dream sequence last night where I killed someone and later in the dream I'd killed someone else. Not a second person but the original victim was now someone completely different and the circumstances were different. I hadn't been found out yet who did it but it was getting close to being solved that I was the killer. Although I cant recall now both were real people that I know. I think one was a former coworker. I woke up thinking I needed to go confess to the murders. I needed to sit up and sort it out before I could go back to sleep.

[Dr. Medulla]

I had an awful dream that our Kaleb had died and it fucked me up real bad because nobody understood why I was so upset.

Tep claimed the obvious joke—finally, someone less original than me!—but dreams where someone has died are always terrible. They just amp up the confusion and sense of powerlessness.

I had a dream sequence last night where I killed someone and later in the dream I'd killed someone else. Not a second person but the original victim was now someone completely different and the circumstances were different. I hadn't been found out yet who did it but it was getting close to being solved that I was the killer. Although I cant recall now both were real people that I know. I think one was a former coworker. I woke up thinking I needed to go confess to the murders. I needed to sit up and sort it out before I could go back to sleep.

It was Flex, right? I mean, everyone wants to kill Flex.

[revbob]

...
It was Flex, right? I mean, everyone wants to kill Flex.

No thankfully Flex no longer haunts my dreams.

[Dr. Medulla]

...
It was Flex, right? I mean, everyone wants to kill Flex.

No thankfully Flex no longer haunts my dreams.

Today I consider you the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

[Dr. Medulla]

So, I was in a hospital because the Kingpin (y'know, Wilson Fisk) just died and I was writing a report for him. So I was trying to track down his grieving wife to both sign off on it and, I hoped, give me access to dirt he had on me. Most of the dream was me just wandering around the hospital, which had a somewhat MC Escher quality—fucked up doors of odd sizes, stairs that went the wrong direction. Never found Mrs. Fisk.

[Kory]

So, I was in a hospital because the Kingpin (y'know, Wilson Fisk) just died and I was writing a report for him. So I was trying to track down his grieving wife to both sign off on it and, I hoped, give me access to dirt he had on me. Most of the dream was me just wandering around the hospital, which had a somewhat MC Escher quality—fucked up doors of odd sizes, stairs that went the wrong direction. Never found Mrs. Fisk.

He had her leave the country, remember?

[Dr. Medulla]

So, I was in a hospital because the Kingpin (y'know, Wilson Fisk) just died and I was writing a report for him. So I was trying to track down his grieving wife to both sign off on it and, I hoped, give me access to dirt he had on me. Most of the dream was me just wandering around the hospital, which had a somewhat MC Escher quality—fucked up doors of odd sizes, stairs that went the wrong direction. Never found Mrs. Fisk.

He had her leave the country, remember?

Not in my continuity!

[Kory]

So, I was in a hospital because the Kingpin (y'know, Wilson Fisk) just died and I was writing a report for him. So I was trying to track down his grieving wife to both sign off on it and, I hoped, give me access to dirt he had on me. Most of the dream was me just wandering around the hospital, which had a somewhat MC Escher quality—fucked up doors of odd sizes, stairs that went the wrong direction. Never found Mrs. Fisk.

He had her leave the country, remember?

Not in my continuity!

Doc's dreams exist in the Ultimate Universe. Get back to Earth-616, man!