So, This Happened.

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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by JennyB » 12 Nov 2014, 10:14pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Flex wrote:Image
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That's nothing. The guy to the left got a shit ton of write in votes to be Moranjortsville's State Auditor.
A black dog's got no chance of winning a fair election in Moranjortsville.
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by tepista » 12 Nov 2014, 10:20pm

Take the rest of the week off Hooks, you deserve it.
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by Marky Dread » 12 Nov 2014, 10:26pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Flex wrote:Image
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That's nothing. The guy to the left got a shit ton of write in votes to be Moranjortsville's State Auditor.
A black dog's got no chance of winning a fair election in Moranjortsville.
This is why we have a doctor in the house. 10/10 :lol:
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by Wolter » 13 Nov 2014, 4:23pm

tepista wrote:Take the rest of the week off Hooks, you deserve it.
Seriously. You deserve a kudos.
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by JennyB » 14 Nov 2014, 1:17am

A black and Jewish dog.
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by Marky Dread » 14 Nov 2014, 2:47am

JennyB wrote:A black and Jewish dog.
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by Dr. Medulla » 14 Nov 2014, 7:12am

JennyB wrote:A black and Jewish dog.
Oy vey, a schvartze hunt!
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by Heston » 20 Nov 2014, 3:06am

I've just dreamt that Flex was UK prime minister. Suppose we could do worse.
So what does Marconi playing the mamba mean? "Marconi" is referring to the radio itself. It plays a deadly snake. The snake - the mamba - is slithering from the speakers. Ready to kill greedy corporations. Ready to free the world of all that is evil, and to leave behind only the youthful idealism encompassed by the tenets of rock and roll.

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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by Wolter » 20 Nov 2014, 4:31am

Heston wrote:I've just dreamt that Flex was UK prime minister. Suppose we could do worse.
I'm so tempted to attack Flex, but you have objectively done worse numerous times in my own lifetime.
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by Dr. Medulla » 20 Nov 2014, 7:09am

Heston wrote:I've just dreamt that Flex was UK prime minister. Suppose we could do worse.
Enjoy your mandatory Exploited and Exploited-only listening regimen.
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by biopunk » 20 Nov 2014, 8:12am

Heston wrote:I've just dreamt that Flex was UK prime minister. Suppose we could do worse.



"Nuclear bombs are fuck all new,
You'd better start running when they drop on you!
Run into a shelter, play hide and seek,
Cos when you die, your body reeks!
"


The man in the crumpled army anorak surveyed Prime Minister Flex's motorcade as it passed by, blasting out the PM's newly legislated theme tune.

The man in the anorak possessed a cool detachment that was somewhat diminished by the Golden Ankh he had painted over his face.

"Ah'll make yon foreign Irons supportin' bas greet, a'reet," he though to himself through clenched teeth. "Then Ah'll makem deed!"

He spoke those words aloud, his harsh Northern accent startling the pigeons and tourists alike.

"Whas ya deeking at, ya saft radge?" he shot accusingly at one elderly looking gent, who wore a Jefferson Starship badge nonchalantly on his lapel.

"Ahiv doon nowt wrang, ya nebby wee coont! Stap gieing me the hackies!"

He lurched off, swaying slightly as he walked towards Downing Street, and sang:

"Hey, Flexy, Ah gots an angry soul, Ah gots a broken hyem, Ah'm gunnae stick it in your Heart o' Chrome..."
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by Dr. Medulla » 20 Nov 2014, 9:18am

10/10. Would laugh at again and again and again. :lol:
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by Heston » 20 Nov 2014, 10:18am

:mrgreen:
So what does Marconi playing the mamba mean? "Marconi" is referring to the radio itself. It plays a deadly snake. The snake - the mamba - is slithering from the speakers. Ready to kill greedy corporations. Ready to free the world of all that is evil, and to leave behind only the youthful idealism encompassed by the tenets of rock and roll.

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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by revbob » 06 Dec 2014, 10:01pm

So when are you releasing your Mayoral debut album?

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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by biopunk » 08 Dec 2014, 7:30am

revbob wrote:So when are you releasing your Mayoral debut album?

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If Wattie Buchan needs to take it easier after the heart attack, playing the next Riot Fest in Denver, The Flexploited could surely become a reality. ;)
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