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So, This Happened.

Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 9:10am
by Flex
On April Fool's Day and everything. The jokes write themselves:
Kevin Burns won Dillon’s mayoral election, edging out opponent Doug Roessel, 85 votes to 69 votes, in the town’s only contested municipal race.
Source: http://www.summitdaily.com/news/1085960 ... l-election

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Re: So, This Happened.

Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 9:29am
by Dr. Medulla
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Congratulations, monsieur. I couldn't be happier for you. Now. Make. Them. All. Pay!

Re: So, This Happened.

Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 10:18am
by Heston
Made up for you sir.

Next the world...

Re: So, This Happened.

Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 10:19am
by Inder
Congratulations!

I'd think the first item on the agenda would be a summit with Rob Ford on effective civic governance.

Re: So, This Happened.

Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 10:31am
by Dr. Medulla
Inder wrote:Congratulations!

I'd think the first item on the agenda would be a summit with Rob Ford on effective civic governance.
I'm willing to serve as a go-between for a modest six-figure compensation.

Re: So, This Happened.

Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 11:35am
by Spiff
I expect a photo soon of you wearing a Quimbyesque sash emblazoned with the word "Mayor" in large letters ... and with two blonde bimbos on each of your arms, too.

Re: So, This Happened.

Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 11:51am
by tepista
Kevin Burns won Dillon’s mayoral election, edging out opponent Doug Roessel, 85 votes to 69 votes, in the town’s only contested municipal race.
Next order of business: 85 blow jobs and 69 flaming bags of shit. I hope you have an assistant.

Re: So, This Happened.

Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 12:13pm
by matedog
Well done sir. You are a level headed, good hearted man. You have no place in politics, but I wish you the best.

Re: So, This Happened.

Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 1:12pm
by Mimi
Congrats, Robot! :kiss:

Re: So, This Happened.

Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 1:43pm
by Marky Dread
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I look forward to your world tour.

Congrats!

This can also double up for my next entry in the "How do you like your Chimps?" thread.

Re: So, This Happened.

Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 2:08pm
by Flex
Thanks all!

It's pretty awesome to think Rob Ford and I are now peers.

Re: So, This Happened.

Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 2:09pm
by tepista
Flex wrote:
It's pretty awesome to think Rob Ford and I are now peers.
So am I, if fat and high counts.

Re: So, This Happened.

Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 2:25pm
by BostonBeaneater
You beat a guy with a guitar. Well done. When does the pogrom begin?

Re: So, This Happened.

Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 2:32pm
by Rat Patrol
Score one for the proponents of robot marriage!

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Re: So, This Happened.

Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 2:46pm
by Dr. Medulla
Come next election, tho, Flex is going to have to deal with an angry electorate wondering why Blue Oyster Cult no longer comes to town. Oh, yeah, you're gonna fear the reaper, son.