So, This Happened.

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So, This Happened.

Post by Flex » 02 Apr 2014, 9:10am

On April Fool's Day and everything. The jokes write themselves:
Kevin Burns won Dillon’s mayoral election, edging out opponent Doug Roessel, 85 votes to 69 votes, in the town’s only contested municipal race.
Source: http://www.summitdaily.com/news/1085960 ... l-election

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Apr 2014, 9:29am

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Congratulations, monsieur. I couldn't be happier for you. Now. Make. Them. All. Pay!
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Post by Heston » 02 Apr 2014, 10:18am

Made up for you sir.

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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by Inder » 02 Apr 2014, 10:19am

Congratulations!

I'd think the first item on the agenda would be a summit with Rob Ford on effective civic governance.

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Apr 2014, 10:31am

Inder wrote:Congratulations!

I'd think the first item on the agenda would be a summit with Rob Ford on effective civic governance.
I'm willing to serve as a go-between for a modest six-figure compensation.
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by Spiff » 02 Apr 2014, 11:35am

I expect a photo soon of you wearing a Quimbyesque sash emblazoned with the word "Mayor" in large letters ... and with two blonde bimbos on each of your arms, too.
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by tepista » 02 Apr 2014, 11:51am

Kevin Burns won Dillon’s mayoral election, edging out opponent Doug Roessel, 85 votes to 69 votes, in the town’s only contested municipal race.
Next order of business: 85 blow jobs and 69 flaming bags of shit. I hope you have an assistant.
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by matedog » 02 Apr 2014, 12:13pm

Well done sir. You are a level headed, good hearted man. You have no place in politics, but I wish you the best.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Post by Mimi » 02 Apr 2014, 1:12pm

Congrats, Robot! :kiss:

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Post by Marky Dread » 02 Apr 2014, 1:43pm

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I look forward to your world tour.

Congrats!

This can also double up for my next entry in the "How do you like your Chimps?" thread.
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Post by Flex » 02 Apr 2014, 2:08pm

Thanks all!

It's pretty awesome to think Rob Ford and I are now peers.
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by tepista » 02 Apr 2014, 2:09pm

Flex wrote:
It's pretty awesome to think Rob Ford and I are now peers.
So am I, if fat and high counts.
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by BostonBeaneater » 02 Apr 2014, 2:25pm

You beat a guy with a guitar. Well done. When does the pogrom begin?
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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by Rat Patrol » 02 Apr 2014, 2:32pm

Score one for the proponents of robot marriage!

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Re: So, This Happened.

Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Apr 2014, 2:46pm

Come next election, tho, Flex is going to have to deal with an angry electorate wondering why Blue Oyster Cult no longer comes to town. Oh, yeah, you're gonna fear the reaper, son.
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