Offical Thread of Christmas Candy that Looks Like Dicks
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Offical Thread of Christmas Candy that Looks Like Dicks
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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I'm also hoping this becomes the general xmas thread altogether.
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Re: Offical Thread of Christmas Candy that Looks Like Dicks
Or dicks at Christmas …
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True, but still trailing far behind Elizabeth Montgomery.
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Re: Offical Thread of Christmas Candy that Looks Like Dicks
Ha! Santa's belt buckle says he wants "ANL"tepista wrote:
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YES! KORNGOLD!Spiff wrote:Ha! Santa's belt buckle says he wants "ANL"tepista wrote:
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Liz Montgomery is tops. I just watched her "Thriller" episode, "Masquerade" a few days ago, and the whole time wishing for her dress to fall off.
here's a bit of it.
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here's a bit of it.
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With Tom Poston! She was also in at least one Twilight Zone episode, playing an astronaut(?) who ends up being the Eve of a society (is it supposed to be Earth? My recollection is weak). Anyway, easily one of the most beautiful women ever on tv.tepista wrote:Liz Montgomery is tops. I just watched her "Thriller" episode, "Masquerade" a few days ago, and the whole time wishing for her dress to fall off.
here's a bit of it.
[youtube][/youtube]
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Post war apocalypse and she and Chuck Bronson are the last two people on what might be Earth. They don't speak the same language so at first they're at odds, but loneliness eventually breaks them down. Episode is called "Two"Dr. Medulla wrote: She was also in at least one Twilight Zone episode, playing an astronaut(?) who ends up being the Eve of a society (is it supposed to be Earth? My recollection is weak)..
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I think you're half-confusing the episode with Probe Seven Over and Out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probe_7,_Over_and_Out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_%28The ... ht_Zone%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probe_7,_Over_and_Out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_%28The ... ht_Zone%29
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Ah, yup, I was mixing things up. Hey, you're a gorgeous woman and here's the last man on the planet, Charles Bronson. Um, yeah, sorry about that.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft