The Christmas Observations Thread

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Plan to destroy England: Take away its supply of tin cans. Starvation would immediately commence.
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What in the ever loving fuck is that? And people say gefilte fish is gross? Monsters.
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JennyB wrote:What in the ever loving fuck is that? And people say gefilte fish is gross? Monsters.
I remember about a year ago when I was dating a bunch of jewish girls, I consulted with Wolter regarding gefilte fish. The canned stuff is what horrifies me, he said go fresh.
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matedog wrote:
JennyB wrote:What in the ever loving fuck is that? And people say gefilte fish is gross? Monsters.
I remember about a year ago when I was dating a bunch of jewish girls, I consulted with Wolter regarding gefilte fish. The canned stuff is what horrifies me, he said go fresh.
Same advice goes for girls.
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So that's what Northerner fruitcake looks like.
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matedog wrote:
JennyB wrote:What in the ever loving fuck is that? And people say gefilte fish is gross? Monsters.
I remember about a year ago when I was dating a bunch of jewish girls, I consulted with Wolter regarding gefilte fish. The canned stuff is what horrifies me, he said go fresh.
Wolt can be wise.
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I'm holding out hope that that can is a joke.
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Wolter wrote:I'm holding out hope that that can is a joke.
Afraid not...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... tchen.html
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Heston wrote:
Wolter wrote:I'm holding out hope that that can is a joke.
Afraid not...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... tchen.html
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Wolter wrote:
Heston wrote:
Wolter wrote:I'm holding out hope that that can is a joke.
Afraid not...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... tchen.html
I hope you are all devoured by badgers.
We ate all the Badgers last Christmas. :shifty:
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That is disgusting I can't believe that is real, whoever came up with that should be shot!!! No one eats Christmas pudding without custard.
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Marky Dread wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Heston wrote:
Wolter wrote:I'm holding out hope that that can is a joke.
Afraid not...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... tchen.html
I hope you are all devoured by badgers.
We ate all the Badgers last Christmas. :shifty:

I don't have to eat any stinkin' badgers!
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is that real?
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