If Music Could Talk

http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/0 ... story.html

Communism felled by pea-brained walking lunchmeat.

City Councilor Dennis Carlone said he was at a community meeting recently when people told him that they were being harassed by turkeys. When Carlone walked out of that meeting, he happened to come face to face with the enemy.

“It was like the turkey was waiting for me,” he said. “They’re clearly strategizing."

Rat Patrol wrote: ↑

21 Sep 2017, 8:44am

http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/0 ... story.html

Communism felled by pea-brained walking lunchmeat.

City Councilor Dennis Carlone said he was at a community meeting recently when people told him that they were being harassed by turkeys. When Carlone walked out of that meeting, he happened to come face to face with the enemy.

“It was like the turkey was waiting for me,” he said. “They’re clearly strategizing."

I had an English prof as an undergrad who was funny as fuck. He once told the class of his first, almost girlfriend. (Keep in mine he kind spoke like Thurston Howell.) So he grew up in Winnipeg and this girl lived on a farm just outside the city. He borrows the family car to pick her up. "I pull into the yard and get out to go to the front door. And a mob of turkeys surrounds me. I ran back to car, climbed in and drove off. Never saw her again."

Those have gotta be white potatoes, right?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/paul-rever ... north-end/

Archeologists followed clues to its location buried in code in old Beastie Boys lyrics.

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27 Sep 2017, 12:38pm

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/paul-rever ... north-end/

Archeologists followed clues to its location buried in code in old Beastie Boys lyrics.

Next on Hannity, Why are Massachusetts liberals shitting on the American Revolution?

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

27 Sep 2017, 1:01pm

Rat Patrol wrote: ↑

27 Sep 2017, 12:38pm

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/paul-rever ... north-end/

Archeologists followed clues to its location buried in code in old Beastie Boys lyrics.

Next on Hannity, Why are Massachusetts liberals shitting on the American Revolution?

Yes, Indian KORNGOLD?

Pauly never thought that night he stunk up the neighborhood enough to flee on horseback to Concord and blamed it on the Redcoats would come back to haunt him.

Rat Patrol wrote: ↑

27 Sep 2017, 2:12pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

27 Sep 2017, 1:01pm

Rat Patrol wrote: ↑

27 Sep 2017, 12:38pm

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/paul-rever ... north-end/

Archeologists followed clues to its location buried in code in old Beastie Boys lyrics.

Next on Hannity, Why are Massachusetts liberals shitting on the American Revolution?

Yes, Indian KORNGOLD?

Pauly never thought that night he stunk up the neighborhood enough to flee on horseback to Concord and blamed it on the Redcoats would come back to haunt him.

One if you smelt it, two if you dealt it!

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

27 Sep 2017, 2:16pm

Rat Patrol wrote: ↑

27 Sep 2017, 2:12pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

27 Sep 2017, 1:01pm

Rat Patrol wrote: ↑

27 Sep 2017, 12:38pm

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/paul-rever ... north-end/

Archeologists followed clues to its location buried in code in old Beastie Boys lyrics.

Next on Hannity, Why are Massachusetts liberals shitting on the American Revolution?

Yes, Indian KORNGOLD?

Pauly never thought that night he stunk up the neighborhood enough to flee on horseback to Concord and blamed it on the Redcoats would come back to haunt him.

One if you smelt it, two if you dealt it!

best laugh ill have today.


This line from the story caught my eye...
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"We're hoping to find the individuals' waste themselves..."

Rat Patrol wrote: ↑

27 Sep 2017, 2:12pm

Yes, Indian KORNGOLD?

That would be MAIZEGOLD

BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑

05 Oct 2017, 11:34pm

I have such a pumpkin crap fatigue this season. But that's probably because Dunkies completely ruined their pumpkin spice latte by changing the formula this year.

SOON.


Parking Is War.

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12 Oct 2017, 5:58pm

SOON.

Parking Is War.

Boston Strong