Boston Is a Land Of Whimsy

[Rat Patrol]

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massac ... story.html

♫ Some folk'll never lose a toe
♫ But then again, some folk'll
♫ Like Maahgie the Dot Ave. localll!

I usta blow Shea Hillenbrand behind the dumpster outside Wonder Baah!

[CorwoodRep]

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massac ... story.html

A man claiming to be ________________ was arrested today after he was found ________ in the ______ T station and shouting profanities at other patrons, MBTA Transit Police said.

Officers tried to calm the man down at about __:__ [pick one: AM/PM], but he continued his disruptive behavior, Transit Police said.

Transit Police arrested the man for ________________. __________, __, of [pick one: Boston/Cambridge/Somerville/Medford/Quincy/Revere/Chelsea/_____] is to be arraigned in ___________ District Court Monday.

Is it whimsical when the sun rises in the east 2 days in a row?

I don't know anything about Boston but this is funny stuff.

[Rat Patrol]

http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/blogs/b ... t_cit.html

[tepista]

http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/blogs/b ... t_cit.html

Madison, I knew it!

[Marky Dread]

http://oi43.tinypic.com/oh60di.jpg

I've got a better-than-average sense of direction and ability to read maps, but I only had to drive in Boston once to say "never again." It's an engineering marvel that efficiently separates natives from non-natives, leaving the latter confused and frustrated prey for the former.

London's similar. There's parts of Soho that even on foot, are a notoriously confusing maze of twisting, identical streets that I still haven't gotten completely to grips with.

You've been visiting the wrong women.

[Rat Patrol]

It's HancockHenge day. I'm gonna go kill an MIT student and make a blood offering to the toxic sludge gods of the Charles.

[Rat Patrol]

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I can't believe this didn't single-handedly make people visit this smelly, crime-ridden crumbling shithole in droves 25 years ago.

[tepista]

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I can't believe this didn't single-handedly make people visit this smelly, crime-ridden crumbling shithole in droves 25 years ago.

I can't believe they got all four of Boston's black residents to participate.

[Dr. Medulla]

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I can't believe this didn't single-handedly make people visit this smelly, crime-ridden crumbling shithole in droves 25 years ago.

I was gonna take the missus and kids to Oklahoma City to the Wrangler Jeans Museum, but that Cheers fella makes a helluva case.

[Rat Patrol]

Boston Traffic Dept.: like an army of Nelson Muntzes wielding orange pads.

[tepista]

Boston Traffic Dept.: like an army of Nelson Muntzes wielding orange pads.

If I was the meter maid I wouldn't know what "Stop ticket in 6 this Carl" means either.

[tepista]

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massac ... story.html

[daredevil]

Boston Traffic Dept.: like an army of Nelson Muntzes wielding orange pads.

Doesn't anybody know how to write anymore? Good penmanship is a lost art.

[Wolter]

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massac ... story.html

The full legal opinion on this was "What? You wouldn't take a picshah of that? What a you, queeah?"

[Rat Patrol]

It's too bad that the dozen or so Hollywood biopics of Whitey Bulger that are going to be released two-per-year for the next decade have to really work their casting calls to find any authentic Southie townies--much less unremodeled Southie kitchens--left in this overgentrified town. Will Hunting's house underwent a million-dollar condo conversion a decade ago.


Upside: Johnny Depp sets such a low bar for plausible Boston accents tep's a cinch to get his first career casting credit as Drunk Sully #2.