Boston Is a Land Of Whimsy
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http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/0 ... story.html
Communism felled by pea-brained walking lunchmeat.
Communism felled by pea-brained walking lunchmeat.
City Councilor Dennis Carlone said he was at a community meeting recently when people told him that they were being harassed by turkeys. When Carlone walked out of that meeting, he happened to come face to face with the enemy.
“It was like the turkey was waiting for me,” he said. “They’re clearly strategizing."
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I had an English prof as an undergrad who was funny as fuck. He once told the class of his first, almost girlfriend. (Keep in mine he kind spoke like Thurston Howell.) So he grew up in Winnipeg and this girl lived on a farm just outside the city. He borrows the family car to pick her up. "I pull into the yard and get out to go to the front door. And a mob of turkeys surrounds me. I ran back to car, climbed in and drove off. Never saw her again."Rat Patrol wrote: ↑21 Sep 2017, 8:44amhttp://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/0 ... story.html
Communism felled by pea-brained walking lunchmeat.
City Councilor Dennis Carlone said he was at a community meeting recently when people told him that they were being harassed by turkeys. When Carlone walked out of that meeting, he happened to come face to face with the enemy.
“It was like the turkey was waiting for me,” he said. “They’re clearly strategizing."
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Those have gotta be white potatoes, right?
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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/paul-rever ... north-end/
Archeologists followed clues to its location buried in code in old Beastie Boys lyrics.
Archeologists followed clues to its location buried in code in old Beastie Boys lyrics.
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Next on Hannity, Why are Massachusetts liberals shitting on the American Revolution?Rat Patrol wrote: ↑27 Sep 2017, 12:38pmhttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/paul-rever ... north-end/
Archeologists followed clues to its location buried in code in old Beastie Boys lyrics.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Yes, Indian KORNGOLD?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Sep 2017, 1:01pmNext on Hannity, Why are Massachusetts liberals shitting on the American Revolution?Rat Patrol wrote: ↑27 Sep 2017, 12:38pmhttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/paul-rever ... north-end/
Archeologists followed clues to its location buried in code in old Beastie Boys lyrics.
Pauly never thought that night he stunk up the neighborhood enough to flee on horseback to Concord and blamed it on the Redcoats would come back to haunt him.
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One if you smelt it, two if you dealt it!Rat Patrol wrote: ↑27 Sep 2017, 2:12pmYes, Indian KORNGOLD?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Sep 2017, 1:01pmNext on Hannity, Why are Massachusetts liberals shitting on the American Revolution?Rat Patrol wrote: ↑27 Sep 2017, 12:38pmhttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/paul-rever ... north-end/
Archeologists followed clues to its location buried in code in old Beastie Boys lyrics.
Pauly never thought that night he stunk up the neighborhood enough to flee on horseback to Concord and blamed it on the Redcoats would come back to haunt him.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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best laugh ill have today.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Sep 2017, 2:16pmOne if you smelt it, two if you dealt it!Rat Patrol wrote: ↑27 Sep 2017, 2:12pmYes, Indian KORNGOLD?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Sep 2017, 1:01pmNext on Hannity, Why are Massachusetts liberals shitting on the American Revolution?Rat Patrol wrote: ↑27 Sep 2017, 12:38pmhttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/paul-rever ... north-end/
Archeologists followed clues to its location buried in code in old Beastie Boys lyrics.
Pauly never thought that night he stunk up the neighborhood enough to flee on horseback to Concord and blamed it on the Redcoats would come back to haunt him.
This line from the story caught my eye...
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"We're hoping to find the individuals' waste themselves..."
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That would be MAIZEGOLD
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We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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I have such a pumpkin crap fatigue this season. But that's probably because Dunkies completely ruined their pumpkin spice latte by changing the formula this year.
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SOON.
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