Boston Is a Land Of Whimsy

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https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/ ... ruck-crash
[Lt.]Ryan didn’t know what kind of dressing spilled, he said
"My God, I hope it wasn't ranch!" was my first reaction to hearing this on the morning traffic report.

I lost interest long before it said if there were any fatalities or not. :meh:


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09 Oct 2018, 2:21pm
https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/ ... ruck-crash
[Lt.]Ryan didn’t know what kind of dressing spilled, he said
"My God, I hope it wasn't ranch!" was my first reaction to hearing this on the morning traffic report.

I lost interest long before it said if there were any fatalities or not. :meh:

Oh hey, near my sister’s house.
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Foxes don't normally go after people...

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That’s what I thought until I met my wife.
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Also good for throwing at that chucklefuck in the SUV who backs up the whole Dunks drive-thru line fumbling for exact-change.
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Also good for throwing at that chucklefuck in the SUV who backs up the whole Dunks drive-thru line fumbling for exact-change.
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That stuff's puritan, man.
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I just saw the Simpsons' Boston episode. It was whimsy-free. :sad:
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30 Oct 2018, 4:35pm
I just saw the Simpsons' Boston episode. It was whimsy-free. :sad:
I want to say there was at least one good joke in there. But I can't remember.

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revbob wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 4:50pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 4:35pm
I just saw the Simpsons' Boston episode. It was whimsy-free. :sad:
I want to say there was at least one good joke in there. But I can't remember.
It would have been impressively hidden. Just really obvious and telegraphed jokes. The only really good Simpsons travel episode is Australia.
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Congrats on your new acting career, man!
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Nice going, granolaheads! Next time the British invade...which could be any day now...your own nanny-state won't even let you put a lantern in the steeple to warn everyone. :rolleyes:

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