the eumaas that pain built

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Me at 16 would look less like me now than you at 16 looks like you now.
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Wolter wrote:Me at 16 would look less like me now than you at 16 looks like you now.
Add more hair (much more hair) and zits, less body fat, but otherwise I haven't aged noticeably I don't think.
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matedog claims I look like I'm 16 right now, so by that logic a picture of me at 16 would look like I'm... 9.
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MadModWorld wrote:I love "They took the bible out of schools & now the prisons are full"
I love "Don't let some scumbag steal your precious virginity," which implies two different things: 1. Girls have no voice and no say when it comes to having sex or 2. If they are raped and no longer a virgin, it's their fault for letting the scumbag steal it from them.
I have been reading Jezebel way too much lately. That's what happens when your precious IMCT is stolen from you by scumbags!
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Flex wrote:matedog claims I look like I'm 16 right now, so by that logic a picture of me at 16 would look like I'm... 9.
I look like I'm 16 now, but 16 with a serious beer gut, sadly. Not a wholly winning combo.

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Sadly, I look like I'm 36 going on 37:
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JennyB wrote:I love "Don't let some scumbag steal your precious virginity," which implies two different things: 1. Girls have no voice and no say when it comes to having sex or 2. If they are raped and no longer a virgin, it's their fault for letting the scumbag steal it from them.
Hey, it's there fault for dressing like that. Now where's my James Blunt album?
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Nice lips, honey.
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I have been aging rapidly lately.

Me from a few weeks ago:

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Me today:

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You've lost your faux hipster glasses!
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tepista wrote:Nice lips, honey.
Thanks. It was a self-portrait via phone-cam. Not the most flattering of light.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:You've lost your faux hipster glasses!
They fell off when I was urinating in the quarry.
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I'm the last of six kids (and an accident at that), and my parents were no longer interested in documenting their kids' lives in photos (not like the first four), so there's not a whole lot of pictures of me as a kid (remember that when I go on a shooting spree). This tribute to fashion circa 1975 stands out …
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(Note the perceptible smile.)
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Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm the last of six kids (and an accident at that), and my parents were no longer interested in documenting their kids' lives in photos (not like the first four), so there's not a whole lot of pictures of me as a kid (remember that when I go on a shooting spree). This tribute to fashion circa 1975 stands out …
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(Note the perceptible smile.)
You look like you were up to something here... :shifty:
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JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm the last of six kids (and an accident at that), and my parents were no longer interested in documenting their kids' lives in photos (not like the first four), so there's not a whole lot of pictures of me as a kid (remember that when I go on a shooting spree). This tribute to fashion circa 1975 stands out …
Image
(Note the perceptible smile.)
You look like you were up to something here... :shifty:
Probably the second knuckle of a finger up a nostril …
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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