FAO Flex

Sweet action for kids 'n' cretins. Marjoram and capers.
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http://mentalfloss.com/article/52014/11 ... t-colorado

(Hard to believe that there is no dedicated FAO Flex thread. Put all your love letters and dead batteries for Flex here.)
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F.A.O. Flex is the most depressing toy store in the world.
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Wolter wrote:F.A.O. Flex is the most depressing toy store in the world.
The Craft Beer 'n' Dylan section does tend to overwhelm.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:F.A.O. Flex is the most depressing toy store in the world.
The Craft Beer 'n' Dylan section does tend to overwhelm.
While I'm glad he doesn't carry Mike Love, the shelf after shelf of Al Jardine action figures seems excessive.
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I hate this thread. It's worse than waiting for Kaleb to finish a single fucking song for CtC 2013.
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Wolter wrote:While I'm glad he doesn't carry Mike Love, the shelf after shelf of Al Jardine action figures seems excessive.
:lol:
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AL JARDINE IS A SAINT

Also, I knew 4-6 and part of 11 (I've never heard anyone call themselves a "Coloradical" before). Colorado is neat!
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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Flex wrote:AL JARDINE IS A GNOME
Fixed that for you.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
Flex wrote:AL JARDINE IS A GNOME
Fixed that for you.
It's true, you know.
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Flex wrote:Also, I knew 4-6 and part of 11 (I've never heard anyone call themselves a "Coloradical" before). Colorado is neat!
The size of the airport stood out for me. I knew it was huge, but twice that of Manhattan took me aback.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:Also, I knew 4-6 and part of 11 (I've never heard anyone call themselves a "Coloradical" before). Colorado is neat!
The size of the airport stood out for me. I knew it was huge, but twice that of Manhattan took me aback.
When I was growing up in Denver, we didn't need no stinking twice the size of Manhattan airport. We had teeny, old, crash at any moment from the chinook winds Stapelton and we were fine! Stupid millennials.
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But are you curious about #10 now?

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JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:Also, I knew 4-6 and part of 11 (I've never heard anyone call themselves a "Coloradical" before). Colorado is neat!
The size of the airport stood out for me. I knew it was huge, but twice that of Manhattan took me aback.
When I was growing up in Denver, we didn't need no stinking twice the size of Manhattan airport. We had teeny, old, crash at any moment from the chinook winds Stapelton and we were fine! Stupid millennials.
The Denver Airport was the first place I ever saw motion sensor sinks and toilets. God bless the 90's.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:Also, I knew 4-6 and part of 11 (I've never heard anyone call themselves a "Coloradical" before). Colorado is neat!
The size of the airport stood out for me. I knew it was huge, but twice that of Manhattan took me aback.
When I was growing up in Denver, we didn't need no stinking twice the size of Manhattan airport. We had teeny, old, crash at any moment from the chinook winds Stapelton and we were fine! Stupid millennials.
The Denver Airport was the first place I ever saw motion sensor sinks and toilets. God bless the 90's.
I'm willing to sign on to idea that that's about the high point of the decade.
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Al Jardine is a dude.

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