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https://www.salon.com/2024/04/05/they-h ... -at-event/

When she gets the boot from Congress, she is going to bounce from one dumpster fire to the next.
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Outdoor Poop Etiquette Is Changing (You’re Probably Not Going to Like It)

https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-a ... etiquette/

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revbob wrote:
17 Apr 2024, 7:11am
Outdoor Poop Etiquette Is Changing (You’re Probably Not Going to Like It)

https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-a ... etiquette/
When we look back and wonder how Hoy became a radicalized MAGA terrorist, this was the moment.
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"California’s Mount Whitney has required WAG bags since 2006, and it reports that users pack out 8,000 pounds of poop per year."
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WestwayKid wrote:
17 Apr 2024, 9:55am
"California’s Mount Whitney has required WAG bags since 2006, and it reports that one A. Matey packs out 8,000 pounds of poop per year."

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WestwayKid wrote:
17 Apr 2024, 9:55am
"California’s Mount Whitney has required WAG bags since 2006, and it reports that A. Matey packs out 8,000 pounds of poop per year."
"It's all the coffee I drink," he said, while licking the remnants of an extra large Supersprinklicious Frappuccino.™
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Apr 2024, 7:13am
https://www.salon.com/2024/04/05/they-h ... -at-event/

When she gets the boot from Congress, she is going to bounce from one dumpster fire to the next.
I'm okay with that. Might have to pony up for her inevitable Onlyfans :cool:
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Don't think i've ever pooped outside. Seems uncomfortable. I like to take leisurely poops.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
17 Apr 2024, 11:07am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Apr 2024, 7:13am
https://www.salon.com/2024/04/05/they-h ... -at-event/

When she gets the boot from Congress, she is going to bounce from one dumpster fire to the next.
I'm okay with that. Might have to pony up for her inevitable Onlyfans :cool:
It really is inevitable. Not, like, in two years, but in five. I remember hearing—and this is a long time ago—that octomom person did porn to pay the bills, cashing in our brief minor fame. The option will be there as others close off.
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revbob wrote:
17 Apr 2024, 7:11am
Outdoor Poop Etiquette Is Changing (You’re Probably Not Going to Like It)

https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-a ... etiquette/
That opening paragraph is tremendous, don't know if I have that level of outdoor pooping enthusiasm but I appreciate it.

Nest outdoor poop I ever had was probably doing some primitive camping on BLM land outside of Moab. We were on a ridge and I got up for a nice poop as sunrise hit the plateau we were on. Really satisfying poop in a hole, that one.

But now we're not even supposed to do that! Because of woke.
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"Ted Cruz gets cancelled for pooping in the woods! Woke mob literally catches him with his pants down."
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matedog wrote:
17 Apr 2024, 11:08am
Don't think i've ever pooped outside. Seems uncomfortable. I like to take leisurely poops.
You're expecting me to believe you've never dropped one in the big blue?
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revbob wrote:
17 Apr 2024, 7:11am
Outdoor Poop Etiquette Is Changing (You’re Probably Not Going to Like It)

https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-a ... etiquette/
We do a fair amount of camping, but I've only camped with a wilderness permit a couple of times, so I'm no expert on the "etiquette" part. I do recall what a hassle it was to have to find a spot and dig a hole while dilating, kinda took all the enjoyment out of taking care of my daily business.
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