FAO Hoy

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matedog wrote:
Heston wrote:I saw Matey's doppelganger in South Shields today.
Was he surrounded by a bevy of hot non-redheads?
Slurping on a strawberry frappuccino during a "coffee" break?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:
Heston wrote:I saw Matey's doppelganger in South Shields today.
Was he surrounded by a bevy of hot non-redheads?
Slurping on a strawberry frappuccino during a "coffee" break?
Heat wave is coming to the bay area. I may need to stock up on some caramel frapps.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
Heston wrote:I saw Matey's doppelganger in South Shields today.
Was he surrounded by a bevy of hot non-redheads?
No, he was driving a lorry surrounded by hairy construction workers.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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matedog wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:
Heston wrote:I saw Matey's doppelganger in South Shields today.
Was he surrounded by a bevy of hot non-redheads?
Slurping on a strawberry frappuccino during a "coffee" break?
Heat wave is coming to the bay area. I may need to stock up on some caramel frapps.
If I ever get a fatal disease, I'm calling Make-a-Wish to have you tied up in a dingy basement and force-fed espressos until your bowels liquify.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Wolter wrote:Image
I'm not sure which one is the more violent KILLvanning...#1 or #2. Probably #2.

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Wolter wrote:Image
BTW, here's my take on the new album, "Four":
Hot Jamz
Where Do Broken Hearts Go
Girl Almighty (love the Eddie Cochran homage)
No Control
Fireproof

Dec
Steal My Girl
Ready to Run
Fool's Gold
Night Changes
Stockholm Syndrome
Change Your Ticket
Illusions
Act My Age

Sucks Lots
18
Spaces
Clouds
Once In a Lifetime
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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I haven't, and won't, read this, but this seems up your (back) alley: http://deadspin.com/time-for-your-worst ... 1681086660
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Email exchange with my mom this morning:

On Fri, Jan 30, 2015 at 7:41 AM, janet thomas wrote:

I have just been informed that I am a carrier for red hair. You may be too.

loveMom


On Jan 30, 2015, at 10:41 AM, Andrew Matey wrote:

Time to castrate myself.


On Fri, Jan 30, 2015 at 7:44 AM, janet thomas wrote:
If J9 has it and you have it, you could have a ginger.

lvm


From: Andrew Matey
Date: Fri, Jan 30, 2015 at 7:46 AM
Subject: Re: Genealogy News
To: janet thomas
That's it, I'm taking a broken bottle to my scrotum right now.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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In related news, I now believe that there is a god and that it has a fantastic sense of justice and humour.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/red-ha ... obharvilla

(Is the link about poop, Brooooose, or gingers?)
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Wolter wrote:Image
Wrong direction.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

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Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
D'you know that you can use it?

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Holy crap, that is an impressive collection of awful. A few things here and there that are okay or tolerable, but overall, ick.
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Didn't Good Charlotte's first album come out in 2001? Either way, I voted.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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