*Picks up spats from dry cleaners and blocks top hat*Dr. Medulla wrote:The Medulla-Wolter Grammar Follies and Smiles tour will be coming to an airport Sheraton near you this summer!Kory wrote:Still laughing about this and getting strange looks from passers-by.Kory wrote:I embarrassed myself by laughing heartily at the office.Dr. Medulla wrote:Fucking Woltfire got me …Wolter wrote:
The correct plural is "Gorillas Grodd."
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”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Question: will there be a free buffet?Dr. Medulla wrote:The Medulla-Wolter Grammar Follies and Smiles tour will be coming to an airport Sheraton near you this summer!Kory wrote:Still laughing about this and getting strange looks from passers-by.Kory wrote:I embarrassed myself by laughing heartily at the office.Dr. Medulla wrote:Fucking Woltfire got me …Wolter wrote:
The correct plural is "Gorillas Grodd."
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Sorta. We will be freely pumping Jimmy Buffett on the PA. We will be backstage laughing at your misery.Kory wrote:Question: will there be a free buffet?Dr. Medulla wrote:The Medulla-Wolter Grammar Follies and Smiles tour will be coming to an airport Sheraton near you this summer!Kory wrote:Still laughing about this and getting strange looks from passers-by.Kory wrote:I embarrassed myself by laughing heartily at the office.Dr. Medulla wrote:
Fucking Woltfire got me …
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Joke's on you! Closet Parrothead right here.Dr. Medulla wrote:Sorta. We will be freely pumping Jimmy Buffett on the PA. We will be backstage laughing at your misery.Kory wrote:Question: will there be a free buffet?Dr. Medulla wrote:The Medulla-Wolter Grammar Follies and Smiles tour will be coming to an airport Sheraton near you this summer!Kory wrote:Still laughing about this and getting strange looks from passers-by.Kory wrote:
I embarrassed myself by laughing heartily at the office.
If I pretend to like it, maybe it will stop...
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No such thing as a closet Parrothead. They seemingly do not possess the shame gene.Kory wrote:Joke's on you! Closet Parrothead right here.Dr. Medulla wrote:Sorta. We will be freely pumping Jimmy Buffett on the PA. We will be backstage laughing at your misery.Kory wrote:Question: will there be a free buffet?Dr. Medulla wrote:The Medulla-Wolter Grammar Follies and Smiles tour will be coming to an airport Sheraton near you this summer!Kory wrote:
Still laughing about this and getting strange looks from passers-by.
If I pretend to like it, maybe it will stop...
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I try to shame Gene as much as possible.Dr. Medulla wrote:No such thing as a closet Parrothead. They seemingly do not possess the shame gene.Kory wrote:Joke's on you! Closet Parrothead right here.Dr. Medulla wrote:Sorta. We will be freely pumping Jimmy Buffett on the PA. We will be backstage laughing at your misery.Kory wrote:Question: will there be a free buffet?Dr. Medulla wrote:
The Medulla-Wolter Grammar Follies and Smiles tour will be coming to an airport Sheraton near you this summer!
If I pretend to like it, maybe it will stop...
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc
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With free buffets, there's always a price to be paid.Kory wrote:Question: will there be a free buffet?Dr. Medulla wrote:The Medulla-Wolter Grammar Follies and Smiles tour will be coming to an airport Sheraton near you this summer!Kory wrote:Still laughing about this and getting strange looks from passers-by.Kory wrote:I embarrassed myself by laughing heartily at the office.Dr. Medulla wrote:
Fucking Woltfire got me …
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He's a Tarheel now. That's pretty much rock bottom.Kory wrote:I try to shame Gene as much as possible.Dr. Medulla wrote:No such thing as a closet Parrothead. They seemingly do not possess the shame gene.Kory wrote:Joke's on you! Closet Parrothead right here.Dr. Medulla wrote:Sorta. We will be freely pumping Jimmy Buffett on the PA. We will be backstage laughing at your misery.Kory wrote:
Question: will there be a free buffet?
If I pretend to like it, maybe it will stop...
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I received another card in the mail today asking me to consider retirement living. :(
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Lord knows I've considered itDr. Medulla wrote:I received another card in the mail today asking me to consider retirement living. :(
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Those idiots don't realize that I'll be dust and ashes before I can reasonably be considered to move into a retirement home. Go hassle someone who is full of a zest for life, assholes.Silent Majority wrote:Lord knows I've considered itDr. Medulla wrote:I received another card in the mail today asking me to consider retirement living. :(
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I'm considering it.Dr. Medulla wrote:I received another card in the mail today asking me to consider retirement living. :(
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There are a handful of songs that have the capacity to cause time travel. I am instantly sixteen when I hear this—it's unavoidable; I am incapable of listening to it in the present or at any other age—yet, thankfully, I'm a much happier version of sixteen when it's playing. The first fifteen seconds signal so much fun.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I count the album that's from as one of the best of all time. Hard to top.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Mar 2017, 10:41am
There are a handful of songs that have the capacity to cause time travel. I am instantly sixteen when I hear this—it's unavoidable; I am incapable of listening to it in the present or at any other age—yet, thankfully, I'm a much happier version of sixteen when it's playing. The first fifteen seconds signal so much fun.
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