...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

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Re: ...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

Post by tepista » 05 Aug 2013, 1:22pm

i dont get the elephant joke
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Re: ...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

Post by Dr. Medulla » 05 Aug 2013, 1:39pm

tepista wrote:i dont get the elephant joke
Duck down, as in the really soft feathers on a duck.

Looks like you aren't the baby's father.
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Post by Marky Dread » 05 Aug 2013, 4:58pm

tepista wrote:i dont get the elephant joke
Neither did I when I was 10yrs old. That was the joke.
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Post by Silent Majority » 05 Aug 2013, 7:09pm

Driving past a cemetary, my Dad's go to is still "People are dying to get in there. Dead center of town, that."
'But also: hey dude, you can just go looking for more glasses. They're all free now. '

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Post by Inder » 05 Aug 2013, 7:20pm

tepista wrote:i dont get the elephant joke
"Get Back"

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Re: ...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

Post by Wolter » 05 Aug 2013, 7:30pm

Inder wrote:
tepista wrote:i dont get the elephant joke
"Get Back"
I DECRY YOU.
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 05 Aug 2013, 8:33pm

Wolter wrote:
Inder wrote:
tepista wrote:i dont get the elephant joke
"Get Back"
I DECRY YOU.
Hey hey, you with the decrying. You trying to wake the kid?
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 14 Aug 2013, 5:45pm

Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: ...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

Post by Rat Patrol » 14 Aug 2013, 5:54pm

Cubs fans: nurture, not nature.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 14 Aug 2013, 6:05pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
Cubs fans: nurture, not nature.
KRAFT FUCKING BARBECUE SAUCE?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RESTAURANT DOING MAKING THAT LIQUID RACCOON SHIT AVAILABLE?! WHERE'S THE FUCKING MANAGER?!
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Re: ...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

Post by Wolter » 14 Aug 2013, 6:08pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Cubs fans: nurture, not nature.
KRAFT FUCKING BARBECUE SAUCE?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RESTAURANT DOING MAKING THAT LIQUID RACCOON SHIT AVAILABLE?! WHERE'S THE FUCKING MANAGER?!
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Post by Marky Dread » 15 Aug 2013, 11:28am

Inder wrote:
tepista wrote:i dont get the elephant joke
"Get Back"
:lol:
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Re: ...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

Post by tepista » 16 Nov 2013, 1:18pm

Wolt, may this serve as a warning

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Re: ...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

Post by Wolter » 16 Nov 2013, 2:41pm

tepista wrote:Wolt, may this serve as a warning

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:lol:
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Re: ...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

Post by Wolter » 02 Dec 2013, 9:46am

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This sums up my son perfectly.
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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