...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

[JennyB]

[Wolter]

Jordan Gibson Goodman Wolter

[eumaas]

Jordan Gibson Goodman Wolter

Congrats!!

[BostonBeaneater]

Jordan Gibson Goodman Wolter

Congrats!!

Lookit that little bug. Congratulations.

[JennyB]

Whoo hoo! What a cutie!

[BostonBeaneater]

Some May 8 birthdays!

1884 Harry Truman, 33rd US President (D - 1945-53), born in Lamar, Missouri (d. 1972)
1920 Tom of Finland [Touko Laaksonen], Finnish fetish artist, born in Helsinki (d. 1991)
1925 Ali Hassan Mwinyi, president of Tanzania (1985- )
1926 Don Rickles, comedian (Don Rickles Show, CPO Sharkey), born in Queens, New York (d. 2017)
1932 Sonny Liston, American heavyweight boxer, born in Sand Slough, Arkansas (d. 1970)
1942 Jim "Motorhead" Sherwood [Euclid James Sherwood], American rock musician (Mothers Of Invention), born in Arkansas City, Kansas
1953 Alex Van Halen, Amsterdam The Netherlands, Dutch drummer (Van Halen)
1975 Enrique Iglesias, Spanish singer-songwriter and King of Latin Pop (Bailamos, Hero), born in Madrid, Spain

[Marky Dread]

Brilliant! congrats to you both. Very best of luck.

[BostonBeaneater]

Some fantastic May 8 events:

1842 Versailles to Paris train catches fire; 50 die
1847 Scot Robert Thompson patents rubber tyre
1861 Richmond, Virginia, is named the capital of the Confederacy
1877 1st Westminster Dog Show held
1878 1st unassisted triple play in organized baseball, by Paul Hines
1901 In their long-delayed AL home opener, Boston defeats Philadelphia 12-4
1907 Boston's Big Jeff Pfeffer no-hits Cincinnati Reds, 6-0
1921 Sweden abolishes capital punishment
1947 A movement among Card players to protest its 1st meeting with Jackie Robinson & the Dodgers is aborted by a talk from owner Sam Breadon (THEY PLAYED THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY)
1958 US VP Richard Nixon is shoved, stoned, booed and spat upon by protesters in Peru
1958 "Dracula", starring Christopher Lee as the eponymous vampire, debuts
1966 Last game at old Busch stadium, St Louis Card lose 10-5 to San Francisco (THEY LOST THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY)
1967 Muhammad Ali is indicted for refusing induction in US Army
1973 Ernie Banks fills in for Cubs managerr Whitey Lockman who is ejected during the game, technically becoming baseball's 1st African American manager
1987 Gary Hart quits US democratic presidential race due to affair with Donna Rice
1988 Mike Tyson crashes his $183,000 Bently on Varick St in New York City
1993 16 year old Keron Thomas disguises himself as a motorman & takes NYC subway train and 2,000 passengers on a 3 hour ride
1994 500th commentary by Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes

Quite a day!

[BostonBeaneater]

Jordan Gibson Goodman Wolter

I still think McRib Goodman Wolter was a better choice.

[Wolter]

Jordan Gibson Goodman Wolter

I still think McRib Goodman Wolter was a better choice.

I fought for it, but marrriage is a compromise.

[matedog]

You scheduled the C-section a day early just to spite me, didn't you?

Congrats. Having a second kid sounds like hell right now to me! You guys are far more capable, that's for sure.

[Dr. Medulla]

Congrats to you both! Jordan, eh? You are such Chicagoans …

[Wolter]

Ok, I need to put this somewhere, and Facebook probably isn’t the right place: this kid’s balls are ENORMOUS.

[matedog]

Ok, I need to put this somewhere, and Facebook probably isn’t the right place: this kid’s balls are ENORMOUS.

The dream.

[JennyB]

Ok, I need to put this somewhere, and Facebook probably isn’t the right place: this kid’s balls are ENORMOUS.

Well, he was born on Milton Berle's birthday after all. Oh wait, dammit, it was Don Rickles. There goes my joke.