...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

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Re: ...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 3:38pm
 Congrats to you both! Jordan, eh? You are such Chicagoans … ;)
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Wolter wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 3:42pm
 Ok, I need to put this somewhere, and Facebook probably isn’t the right place: this kid’s balls are ENORMOUS.
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 3:38pm
 Congrats to you both! Jordan, eh? You are such Chicagoans … ;)
Better than the OUR KID IS HALF JEWISH AND HALF SOUTHERN name they went with for kid #1: Chaim Beauregard
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matedog wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 4:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 3:38pm
 Congrats to you both! Jordan, eh? You are such Chicagoans … ;)
Better than the OUR KID IS HALF JEWISH AND HALF SOUTHERN name they went with for kid #1: Chaim Beauregard
I thought it was Happy Horowitz?
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May 8, 2018:
NATIONAL TEACHER APPRECIATION DAY
NATIONAL HAVE A COKE DAY
NATIONAL COCONUT CREAM PIE DAY
NATIONAL STUDENT NURSE DAY

Congrats!
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tepista wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 3:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 3:38pm
 Congrats to you both! Jordan, eh? You are such Chicagoans … ;)
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Jordon Sears Wrigley L-Train Deep-Dish Wolter.
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tepista wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 4:33pm
tepista wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 3:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 3:38pm
 Congrats to you both! Jordan, eh? You are such Chicagoans … ;)
Jordon Ditka Belushi Wolter
Jordon Sears Wrigley L-Train Deep-Dish Wolter.
Jordan Capone Mustard Blues-Brothers Museum-of-Science-and-Industry Wolter.
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Congratulations!
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Congartulations! I hope all are well!
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Congratulations to you and the family, happy days.
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Re: ...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

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tepista wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 3:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 3:38pm
 Congrats to you both! Jordan, eh? You are such Chicagoans … ;)
Jordon Ditka Belushi Wolter
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matedog wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 4:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 3:38pm
 Congrats to you both! Jordan, eh? You are such Chicagoans … ;)
Better than the OUR KID IS HALF JEWISH AND HALF SOUTHERN name they went with for kid #1: Chaim Beauregard
That's Colonel Chaim Beauregard

Hey congrats to the Goodman Wolter family, he looks great.
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Congrats to Wolter and Jordan's massive balls.
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Flex wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 6:24pm
 Congrats to Wolter and Jordan's massive balls.
I’m worried they may need their own birth certificate.
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Wolter wrote: ↑
08 May 2018, 2:45pm
 Jordan Gibson Goodman Wolter
You guys make beautiful babies. Congrats!
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