Did you do a 3-D ultrasound? Otherwise, even if he shows his face, it will still look not like a face.Wolter wrote:So, we did the ultrasound today. He wouldn't show his face clearly - he kept moving around and holding his arm in the way, but he had no compunction about flashing his figs at us.
This is my first time being simultaneously annoyed at my son, and totally proud of the little shit.
...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...
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Got a Rake? Sure!
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Well, we saw some face, but no profile.
And no, it's not 3-D.
And no, it's not 3-D.
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Was it at least an IMAX version? You fucking indie auteurs don't know how to make money.Wolter wrote:And no, it's not 3-D.
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I've hated Wolter's baby ever since they switched over to CGI.
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Flex wrote:I've hated Wolter's baby ever since they switched over to CGI.
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Wolter et fils, 2020.
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Other than the fact I hate mustaches, that is chillingly accurate.Dr. Medulla wrote:Wolter et fils, 2020.
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You won't hate them when you're a father. They command respect.Wolter wrote:Other than the fact I hate mustaches, that is chillingly accurate.Dr. Medulla wrote:Wolter et fils, 2020.
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The best part is that Wolter's chair dancing to Kreator.Kory wrote:You won't hate them when you're a father. They command respect.Wolter wrote:Other than the fact I hate mustaches, that is chillingly accurate.Dr. Medulla wrote:Wolter et fils, 2020.
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If you can think of a better German thrash band to chair dance to, I'd like to hear it.Dr. Medulla wrote:The best part is that Wolter's chair dancing to Kreator.Kory wrote:You won't hate them when you're a father. They command respect.Wolter wrote:Other than the fact I hate mustaches, that is chillingly accurate.Dr. Medulla wrote:Wolter et fils, 2020.
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You hate what you can't have.Wolter wrote:Other than the fact I hate mustaches, that is chillingly accurate.Dr. Medulla wrote:Wolter et fils, 2020.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Point taken.Wolter wrote:If you can think of a better German thrash band to chair dance to, I'd like to hear it.Dr. Medulla wrote:The best part is that Wolter's chair dancing to Kreator.Kory wrote:You won't hate them when you're a father. They command respect.Wolter wrote:Other than the fact I hate mustaches, that is chillingly accurate.Dr. Medulla wrote:Wolter et fils, 2020.
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I can grow a mustache. I even had a handlebar one for a play once. I just think they look terrible on anyone who isn't Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Nick Offerman, or Lando Calrissian.matedog wrote:You hate what you can't have.Wolter wrote:Other than the fact I hate mustaches, that is chillingly accurate.Dr. Medulla wrote:Wolter et fils, 2020.
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John Holmes always wanted to be remembered for his moustache.Wolter wrote:I can grow a mustache. I even had a handlebar one for a play once. I just think they look terrible on anyone who isn't Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Nick Offerman, or Lando Calrissian.matedog wrote:You hate what you can't have.Wolter wrote:Other than the fact I hate mustaches, that is chillingly accurate.Dr. Medulla wrote:Wolter et fils, 2020.
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His thing was massive and a bit hairy. I hear he had a big dong too.Dr. Medulla wrote:John Holmes always wanted to be remembered for his moustache.Wolter wrote:I can grow a mustache. I even had a handlebar one for a play once. I just think they look terrible on anyone who isn't Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Nick Offerman, or Lando Calrissian.matedog wrote:You hate what you can't have.Wolter wrote:Other than the fact I hate mustaches, that is chillingly accurate.Dr. Medulla wrote:Wolter et fils, 2020.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.