...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

[Marky Dread]

Here's a photo of the pre-dadrock me, looking for a beer.

Man you found beer and you don't even smile. Jon Wolter a hard man to please.

[Wolter]

I was shooting for "awkward photo of a Midwestern man on vacation."

[Marky Dread]

I was shooting for "awkward photo of a Midwestern man on vacation."

You have a certain Mona Lisa quality.

[Spiff]

Here's a photo of the pre-dadrock me, looking for a beer.

Man you found beer and you don't even smile. Jon Wolter a hard man to please.

Pilsener is low on my list of favorite beer styles, but I'll be on the lookout for this brew.

It might make a good breakfast brew.

[Dr. Medulla]

[Wolter]

:D

[Dr. Medulla]

[Marky Dread]

Oh yeah! Only my reply was "Pleased to meet you, I'm Romania"

[Dr. Medulla]

The one I remember from being a kid:
Driving past a cemetery, Dad: How many dead people do you think are in there?
Me: Two hundred?
Dad: All of them!
Me, muttering: I'll remember this, old man, and you'll get yours.

[tepista]

The one I remember from being a kid:
Driving past a cemetery, Dad: How many dead people do you think are in there?
Me: Two hundred?
Dad: All of them!
Me, muttering: I'll remember this, old man, and you'll get yours.

ha, your dad was goth

[Dr. Medulla]

The one I remember from being a kid:
Driving past a cemetery, Dad: How many dead people do you think are in there?
Me: Two hundred?
Dad: All of them!
Me, muttering: I'll remember this, old man, and you'll get yours.

ha, your dad was goth

He's more dead than undead these days, but he might have led a bizarre second life.

[Wolter]

The one I remember from being a kid:
Driving past a cemetery, Dad: How many dead people do you think are in there?
Me: Two hundred?
Dad: All of them!
Me, muttering: I'll remember this, old man, and you'll get yours.

ha, your dad was goth

He's more dead than undead these days, but he might have led a bizarre second life.

I always use that as the prime example of a Dad Joke.

[Marky Dread]

The one I remember from being a kid:
Driving past a cemetery, Dad: How many dead people do you think are in there?
Me: Two hundred?
Dad: All of them!
Me, muttering: I'll remember this, old man, and you'll get yours.

My Step-Dad's fave joke was:
S/Dad: How do you get down from an elephant?
Me: No idea?
S/Dad: Yo don't you get down from a duck! Bwahahahaha

Me: WTF!
S/Dad: Wack!
Me: Bastard!
S/Dad: Wack!!
Me: Ouch!
S/Dad:

[Dr. Medulla]

Grandfathers aren't the same as dads:

Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm goin' upstairs to fuck your grandmother." He was an honest man, and he wasn't going to bullshit a four-year-old.

[Marky Dread]

Grandfathers aren't the same as dads:

Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm goin' upstairs to fuck your grandmother." He was an honest man, and he wasn't going to bullshit a four-year-old.

Carlin is pure genius.