Matey hits well below the belt.matedog wrote:His thing was massive and a bit hairy. I hear he had a big dong too.Dr. Medulla wrote:John Holmes always wanted to be remembered for his moustache.Wolter wrote:I can grow a mustache. I even had a handlebar one for a play once. I just think they look terrible on anyone who isn't Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Nick Offerman, or Lando Calrissian.matedog wrote:You hate what you can't have.Wolter wrote: Other than the fact I hate mustaches, that is chillingly accurate.
...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Try again, tep.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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OKmatedog wrote:Try again, tep.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Awesome screenshot of Ali's Facebook page, tep.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Ha!Flex wrote:Awesome screenshot of Ali's Facebook page, tep.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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A+++++Flex wrote:Awesome screenshot of Ali's Facebook page, tep.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
Re: ...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...
I can't wait til the recalcitrant baby wolter brings home springsteens latest from the Local record shop.
Congrats homie. Y'all is awesome.
Congrats homie. Y'all is awesome.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Well done, Jon!
If you put cheap, sweet bbq sauce on it and stuck it between a set of milk filled breast you might almost have a McRibb.
If you put cheap, sweet bbq sauce on it and stuck it between a set of milk filled breast you might almost have a McRibb.
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Because McRibs are made of children!
"Put down the meth, boy." - TeddyB, 2013.
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Ha!
Thanks, y'all!
Thanks, y'all!
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Congratulations!!!
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Congratulations, J & A—you'll both be marvellous and properly corrupting parents. I will drink a toast tonight to the end of your nights of sleep.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Congrats, Wolt! He is beautiful. Enjoy the sleep in the hospital.
Seriously, that is one cute little guy.
Seriously, that is one cute little guy.
Got a Rake? Sure!
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IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy