...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

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matedog wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
matedog wrote:
Wolter wrote: Other than the fact I hate mustaches, that is chillingly accurate.
You hate what you can't have.
I can grow a mustache. I even had a handlebar one for a play once. I just think they look terrible on anyone who isn't Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Nick Offerman, or Lando Calrissian.
John Holmes always wanted to be remembered for his moustache.
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His thing was massive and a bit hairy. I hear he had a big dong too.
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Try again, tep.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:Try again, tep.
OK
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Awesome screenshot of Ali's Facebook page, tep.
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Flex wrote:Awesome screenshot of Ali's Facebook page, tep.
Ha!
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Flex wrote:Awesome screenshot of Ali's Facebook page, tep.
A+++++
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”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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I can't wait til the recalcitrant baby wolter brings home springsteens latest from the Local record shop.

Congrats homie. Y'all is awesome.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Well done, Jon!

If you put cheap, sweet bbq sauce on it and stuck it between a set of milk filled breast you might almost have a McRibb.
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Because McRibs are made of children!
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Ha!

Thanks, y'all!
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Congratulations!!!

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Congratulations, J & A—you'll both be marvellous and properly corrupting parents. I will drink a toast tonight to the end of your nights of sleep.
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Congrats, Wolt! He is beautiful. Enjoy the sleep in the hospital. :mrgreen:

Seriously, that is one cute little guy.
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