...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

[Wolter]

Jordan Gibson Goodman Wolter

You guys make beautiful babies. Congrats!

Thank you!

[muppet hi fi]

Outstanding, Wolt! All the best to you and your crew.
An observation: your new boy - unlike 95% of all babies, of either gender - does not look like Winston Churchill.
And a question: is Gibson in honor of a certain now-bankrupt guitar manufacturer? Cuz, ya know, Chicago and the Great Migration, Chess Records and all...Ok I'll shut up.

[JennyB]

Outstanding, Wolt! All the best to you and your crew.
An observation: your new boy - unlike 95% of all babies, of either gender - does not look like Winston Churchill.
And a question: is Gibson in honor of a certain now-bankrupt guitar manufacturer? Cuz, ya know, Chicago and the Great Migration, Chess Records and all...Ok I'll shut up.

Word on the street is that it's in honor of Cardinals great Bob Gibson.

[Wolter]

Outstanding, Wolt! All the best to you and your crew.
An observation: your new boy - unlike 95% of all babies, of either gender - does not look like Winston Churchill.
And a question: is Gibson in honor of a certain now-bankrupt guitar manufacturer? Cuz, ya know, Chicago and the Great Migration, Chess Records and all...Ok I'll shut up.

Word on the street is that it's in honor of Cardinals great Bob Gibson.

1. Gibson, like Dexter Fowler, is a rare Cardinal I like.

2. You know as well as I do he can’t take the name of a living person! He’s named after his late Aunt Gladys.

[JennyB]

Outstanding, Wolt! All the best to you and your crew.
An observation: your new boy - unlike 95% of all babies, of either gender - does not look like Winston Churchill.
And a question: is Gibson in honor of a certain now-bankrupt guitar manufacturer? Cuz, ya know, Chicago and the Great Migration, Chess Records and all...Ok I'll shut up.

Word on the street is that it's in honor of Cardinals great Bob Gibson.

1. Gibson, like Dexter Fowler, is a rare Cardinal I like.

2. You know as well as I do he can’t take the name of a living person! He’s named after his late Aunt Gladys.

Maybe Ali is Sephardic!

[Wolter]

Outstanding, Wolt! All the best to you and your crew.
An observation: your new boy - unlike 95% of all babies, of either gender - does not look like Winston Churchill.
And a question: is Gibson in honor of a certain now-bankrupt guitar manufacturer? Cuz, ya know, Chicago and the Great Migration, Chess Records and all...Ok I'll shut up.

Word on the street is that it's in honor of Cardinals great Bob Gibson.

1. Gibson, like Dexter Fowler, is a rare Cardinal I like.

2. You know as well as I do he can’t take the name of a living person! He’s named after his late Aunt Gladys.

Maybe Ali is Sephardic!

Have you seen her? She’s so Ashkenazi it hurts. I’m literally the swarthiest member of our family, assuming Jordan also has Jackson’s skin.

[JennyB]

Outstanding, Wolt! All the best to you and your crew.
An observation: your new boy - unlike 95% of all babies, of either gender - does not look like Winston Churchill.
And a question: is Gibson in honor of a certain now-bankrupt guitar manufacturer? Cuz, ya know, Chicago and the Great Migration, Chess Records and all...Ok I'll shut up.

Word on the street is that it's in honor of Cardinals great Bob Gibson.

1. Gibson, like Dexter Fowler, is a rare Cardinal I like.

2. You know as well as I do he can’t take the name of a living person! He’s named after his late Aunt Gladys.

Maybe Ali is Sephardic!

Have you seen her? She’s so Ashkenazi it hurts. I’m literally the swarthiest member of our family, assuming Jordan also has Jackson’s skin.

I shouldn't laugh. I did a dna test and came out 95% ashkenazi...so damn boring. VH is the swarthy one. So happy for you guys - such beautiful kids!

[Wolter]

Word on the street is that it's in honor of Cardinals great Bob Gibson.

1. Gibson, like Dexter Fowler, is a rare Cardinal I like.

2. You know as well as I do he can’t take the name of a living person! He’s named after his late Aunt Gladys.

Maybe Ali is Sephardic!

Have you seen her? She’s so Ashkenazi it hurts. I’m literally the swarthiest member of our family, assuming Jordan also has Jackson’s skin.

I shouldn't laugh. I did a dna test and came out 95% ashkenazi...so damn boring. VH is the swarthy one. So happy for you guys - such beautiful kids!

Both Ali and I have swarthier brothers. My brother’s skin is almost olive like my grandfather, whereas I inherited the fair, easily irritated skin of my grandmother and mother.

[JennyB]

1. Gibson, like Dexter Fowler, is a rare Cardinal I like.

2. You know as well as I do he can’t take the name of a living person! He’s named after his late Aunt Gladys.

Maybe Ali is Sephardic!

Have you seen her? She’s so Ashkenazi it hurts. I’m literally the swarthiest member of our family, assuming Jordan also has Jackson’s skin.

I shouldn't laugh. I did a dna test and came out 95% ashkenazi...so damn boring. VH is the swarthy one. So happy for you guys - such beautiful kids!

Both Ali and I have swarthier brothers. My brother’s skin is almost olive like my grandfather, whereas I inherited the fair, easily irritated skin of my grandmother and mother.

I love the word swarthy. And it always reminds me of this:
https://genius.com/Saturday-night-live- ... -annotated

[matedog]

In case I had any doubts about my daughter’s paternity.

[Marky Dread]

In case I had any doubts about my daughter’s paternity.

[Dr. Medulla]

In case I had any doubts about my daughter’s paternity.

What a sweetie.

[Mimi]

The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

[revbob]

Did she come out doing her birth with the thumbs up?

Also what the hell are you two up to?

[matedog]

Did she come out doing her birth with the thumbs up?

Even before then:

Also what the hell are you two up to?

Trying to make some headway on the grandmother's yard. Shorts were a bad choice when I got to the blackberry bush.