One of my favorite Sanford and Son gags was Fred would call the newspaper to place an ad "Is this the Herald Examiner? Let me talk to Harold."Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm one of those there unheralded prophets. Jesus fuck, what's it gonna take to get me some herald?Kory wrote:You're a genius! Why doesn't anyone believe you?Dr. Medulla wrote:See, it works!Kory wrote:Yeah, explosive vomiting usually does cure my hiccups.Dr. Medulla wrote: Loves me vinegar on fries. Nobody ever believes me, but a teaspoon of vinegar is a no-fail hiccup cure.
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Here's a few:Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm one of those there unheralded prophets. Jesus fuck, what's it gonna take to get me some herald?Kory wrote:You're a genius! Why doesn't anyone believe you?Dr. Medulla wrote:See, it works!Kory wrote:Yeah, explosive vomiting usually does cure my hiccups.Dr. Medulla wrote: Loves me vinegar on fries. Nobody ever believes me, but a teaspoon of vinegar is a no-fail hiccup cure.
WWK: I feel confident we haven't heard the last from Dr. Harvey Camel.
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The Ramones, AC/DC, vinegar... DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING?
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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The proper merge of the above posts is Fred Sanford as a herald of Galactus. Loooking for the planet of Elizabeth.
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Remember when Gray-Dee replaced San-Ford of planet Watts as the herald?Dr. Medulla wrote:The proper merge of the above posts is Fred Sanford as a herald of Galactus. Loooking for the planet of Elizabeth.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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He had to look after Big Dum-EEWolter wrote:Remember when Gray-Dee replaced San-Ford of planet Watts as the herald?Dr. Medulla wrote:The proper merge of the above posts is Fred Sanford as a herald of Galactus. Loooking for the planet of Elizabeth.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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I love punching Hitler...Wolter wrote:The Ramones, AC/DC, vinegar... DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING?
WWK: I feel confident we haven't heard the last from Dr. Harvey Camel.
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"I'm approaching with gathering speed, Elizabeth!"Dr. Medulla wrote:The proper merge of the above posts is Fred Sanford as a herald of Galactus. Loooking for the planet of Elizabeth.
WWK: I feel confident we haven't heard the last from Dr. Harvey Camel.
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Look at this and think of the Sanford and Son theme, then tell me they don't make sense. You can't do it.
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!
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Thought you'd like this
https://samkriss.wordpress.com/2016/03/ ... -in-space/
https://samkriss.wordpress.com/2016/03/ ... -in-space/
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— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!
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Ha! I was going to post that on his Facebook page.Dr. Medulla wrote:http://www.mentalfloss.com/article/7727 ... ou-can-buy
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http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Girls-Fore ... 0062422901
Do you have this yet? If not, it would be my honour to buy it for you.
Do you have this yet? If not, it would be my honour to buy it for you.
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!
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That subtitle is sublime.Dr. Medulla wrote:http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Girls-Fore ... 0062422901
Do you have this yet? If not, it would be my honour to buy it for you.
WWK: I feel confident we haven't heard the last from Dr. Harvey Camel.
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Is there a term for middle aged men who have a Golden Girls fetish?Dr. Medulla wrote:http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Girls-Fore ... 0062422901
Do you have this yet? If not, it would be my honour to buy it for you.