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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by tepista » 15 Mar 2016, 7:03pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: Loves me vinegar on fries. Nobody ever believes me, but a teaspoon of vinegar is a no-fail hiccup cure.
Yeah, explosive vomiting usually does cure my hiccups.
See, it works!
You're a genius! Why doesn't anyone believe you?
I'm one of those there unheralded prophets. Jesus fuck, what's it gonna take to get me some herald?
One of my favorite Sanford and Son gags was Fred would call the newspaper to place an ad "Is this the Herald Examiner? Let me talk to Harold."
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Kory » 15 Mar 2016, 7:15pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: Loves me vinegar on fries. Nobody ever believes me, but a teaspoon of vinegar is a no-fail hiccup cure.
Yeah, explosive vomiting usually does cure my hiccups.
See, it works!
You're a genius! Why doesn't anyone believe you?
I'm one of those there unheralded prophets. Jesus fuck, what's it gonna take to get me some herald?
Here's a few:

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Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
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Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Wolter » 15 Mar 2016, 7:20pm

The Ramones, AC/DC, vinegar... DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING?
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Dr. Medulla » 15 Mar 2016, 7:21pm

The proper merge of the above posts is Fred Sanford as a herald of Galactus. Loooking for the planet of Elizabeth.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Wolter » 15 Mar 2016, 7:25pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:The proper merge of the above posts is Fred Sanford as a herald of Galactus. Loooking for the planet of Elizabeth.
Remember when Gray-Dee replaced San-Ford of planet Watts as the herald?
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by tepista » 15 Mar 2016, 7:42pm

Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:The proper merge of the above posts is Fred Sanford as a herald of Galactus. Loooking for the planet of Elizabeth.
Remember when Gray-Dee replaced San-Ford of planet Watts as the herald?
He had to look after Big Dum-EE
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Kory » 15 Mar 2016, 7:47pm

Wolter wrote:The Ramones, AC/DC, vinegar... DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING?
I love punching Hitler...
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Kory » 15 Mar 2016, 7:48pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:The proper merge of the above posts is Fred Sanford as a herald of Galactus. Loooking for the planet of Elizabeth.
"I'm approaching with gathering speed, Elizabeth!"
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
Developers (Developers Developers)
Boogie With Your Children

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Dr. Medulla » 15 Mar 2016, 10:43pm

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Look at this and think of the Sanford and Son theme, then tell me they don't make sense. You can't do it.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by eumaas » 17 Mar 2016, 2:13pm

"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Mar 2016, 7:02pm

Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by JennyB » 22 Mar 2016, 7:11pm

Ha! I was going to post that on his Facebook page.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Dr. Medulla » 11 Apr 2016, 6:20pm

http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Girls-Fore ... 0062422901
Do you have this yet? If not, it would be my honour to buy it for you.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Kory » 11 Apr 2016, 6:37pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Girls-Fore ... 0062422901
Do you have this yet? If not, it would be my honour to buy it for you.
That subtitle is sublime.
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
Developers (Developers Developers)
Boogie With Your Children

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by revbob » 11 Apr 2016, 7:23pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Girls-Fore ... 0062422901
Do you have this yet? If not, it would be my honour to buy it for you.
Is there a term for middle aged men who have a Golden Girls fetish?

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