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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Wolter » 15 Mar 2016, 4:42pm

Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/14/opini ... becue.html

Cooked meat is war.
And they only have TWO kinds.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by eumaas » 15 Mar 2016, 5:06pm

Never seen ketchup anywhere in the Triangle. It's all vinegar stuff, just like back in Virginia.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Dr. Medulla » 15 Mar 2016, 5:34pm

Wolter wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/14/opini ... becue.html

Cooked meat is war.
And they only have TWO kinds.
Kraft and French's?
Endut! Hoch Hech!

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Wolter » 15 Mar 2016, 5:52pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/14/opini ... becue.html

Cooked meat is war.
And they only have TWO kinds.
Kraft and French's?
Nah, NC is mostly a'ight. Vinegar (good) on the coastal regions and light tomato based (eh) in the piedmont. Like I've said in the past, I grew up on the border of the vinegar and mustard regions, so I'm down with either.
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Wolter » 15 Mar 2016, 5:53pm

eumaas wrote:Never seen ketchup anywhere in the Triangle. It's all vinegar stuff, just like back in Virginia.
I think the ketchup stuff is further upstate in the mountains.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by eumaas » 15 Mar 2016, 5:54pm

Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/14/opini ... becue.html

Cooked meat is war.
And they only have TWO kinds.
Kraft and French's?
Nah, NC is mostly a'ight. Vinegar (good) on the coastal regions and light tomato based (eh) in the piedmont. Like I've said in the past, I grew up on the border of the vinegar and mustard regions, so I'm down with either.
Not sure where in the Piedmont the tomato stuff is. Everything here, even out into Alamance or Chatham, is vinegar.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Wolter » 15 Mar 2016, 5:57pm

eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/14/opini ... becue.html

Cooked meat is war.
And they only have TWO kinds.
Kraft and French's?
Nah, NC is mostly a'ight. Vinegar (good) on the coastal regions and light tomato based (eh) in the piedmont. Like I've said in the past, I grew up on the border of the vinegar and mustard regions, so I'm down with either.
Not sure where in the Piedmont the tomato stuff is. Everything here, even out into Alamance or Chatham, is vinegar.
I bet vinegar drove that shit out, being intrinsically better.
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Dr. Medulla » 15 Mar 2016, 6:02pm

eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/14/opini ... becue.html

Cooked meat is war.
And they only have TWO kinds.
Kraft and French's?
Nah, NC is mostly a'ight. Vinegar (good) on the coastal regions and light tomato based (eh) in the piedmont. Like I've said in the past, I grew up on the border of the vinegar and mustard regions, so I'm down with either.
Not sure where in the Piedmont the tomato stuff is. Everything here, even out into Alamance or Chatham, is vinegar.
The times we had barbeque in Greensboro, it was tomato.
Endut! Hoch Hech!

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Wolter » 15 Mar 2016, 6:03pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
And they only have TWO kinds.
Kraft and French's?
Nah, NC is mostly a'ight. Vinegar (good) on the coastal regions and light tomato based (eh) in the piedmont. Like I've said in the past, I grew up on the border of the vinegar and mustard regions, so I'm down with either.
Not sure where in the Piedmont the tomato stuff is. Everything here, even out into Alamance or Chatham, is vinegar.
The times we had barbeque in Greensboro, it was tomato.
That makes sense. The only places in SC that I've heard are tomato are very close to the border near Greensboro.
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Kory » 15 Mar 2016, 6:21pm

The smell of vinegar drives me up the wall.
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Dr. Medulla » 15 Mar 2016, 6:24pm

Kory wrote:The smell of vinegar drives me up the wall.
Loves me vinegar on fries. Nobody ever believes me, but a teaspoon of vinegar is a no-fail hiccup cure.
Endut! Hoch Hech!

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Kory » 15 Mar 2016, 6:31pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:The smell of vinegar drives me up the wall.
Loves me vinegar on fries. Nobody ever believes me, but a teaspoon of vinegar is a no-fail hiccup cure.
Yeah, explosive vomiting usually does cure my hiccups.
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Dr. Medulla » 15 Mar 2016, 6:40pm

Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:The smell of vinegar drives me up the wall.
Loves me vinegar on fries. Nobody ever believes me, but a teaspoon of vinegar is a no-fail hiccup cure.
Yeah, explosive vomiting usually does cure my hiccups.
See, it works!
Endut! Hoch Hech!

I feel that, had he lived, John Lennon would have loved Donkey Kong.

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Kory » 15 Mar 2016, 6:55pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:The smell of vinegar drives me up the wall.
Loves me vinegar on fries. Nobody ever believes me, but a teaspoon of vinegar is a no-fail hiccup cure.
Yeah, explosive vomiting usually does cure my hiccups.
See, it works!
You're a genius! Why doesn't anyone believe you?
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
Developers (Developers Developers)
Boogie With Your Children

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Dr. Medulla » 15 Mar 2016, 6:57pm

Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:The smell of vinegar drives me up the wall.
Loves me vinegar on fries. Nobody ever believes me, but a teaspoon of vinegar is a no-fail hiccup cure.
Yeah, explosive vomiting usually does cure my hiccups.
See, it works!
You're a genius! Why doesn't anyone believe you?
I'm one of those there unheralded prophets. Jesus fuck, what's it gonna take to get me some herald?
Endut! Hoch Hech!

I feel that, had he lived, John Lennon would have loved Donkey Kong.

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