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Re: FAO Wolter

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matedog wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/03/health/ci ... index.html

And it was the Mexicans too...
All this time as a lone voice, crying in the wilderness was worth it.
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Re: FAO Wolter

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JennyB wrote:
matedog wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/03/health/ci ... index.html

And it was the Mexicans too...
All this time as a lone voice, crying in the wilderness was worth it.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Wolter » 13 Sep 2015, 10:21am

Oh, that was a solid laugh.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by eumaas » 24 Sep 2015, 9:42pm

Sir Kay is awesome. I love how he's just a dick the whole way through.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by eumaas » 24 Sep 2015, 9:42pm

I mean, aside from the Welsh stuff, but once you get to Chretien you've got the Kay you find through the Vulgate etc and into Malory.
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Post by Wolter » 24 Sep 2015, 9:51pm

I love that Sir Kay is basically ever single embarrassing brother of a celebrity ever: Billy Carter, Roger Clinton, Frank Stallone...
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by eumaas » 24 Sep 2015, 9:58pm

Wolter wrote:I love that Sir Kay is basically ever single embarrassing brother of a celebrity ever: Billy Carter, Roger Clinton, Frank Stallone...
I like that he's a decent enough warrior, though not top tier, but just talks shit all the damn time. Sometimes his wit is actually funny to me. He may be my favorite character.

If somebody new shows up to the Round Table, you can bet Sir Kay is going to insult the shit out of him.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by eumaas » 24 Sep 2015, 10:04pm

Gareth shows up, in kind of a weird way, but seems nice.

SIR KAY: Nice hands, shitnozzle. Make me a sandwich.
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Post by Wolter » 24 Sep 2015, 10:09pm

eumaas wrote:Gareth shows up, in kind of a weird way, but seems nice.

SIR KAY: Nice hands, shitnozzle. Make me a sandwich.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's tough for me to rank knights, since most of them are wildly inconsistent (Sir Gawain ranges from Most Pure and Perfect to Absolute Raging Shitheel, for example), but I'm definitely thinking Kay is consistently one of the most entertaining.

Knight I'm least interested in hearing about at any given time: Lancelot.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by eumaas » 24 Sep 2015, 10:31pm

Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:Gareth shows up, in kind of a weird way, but seems nice.

SIR KAY: Nice hands, shitnozzle. Make me a sandwich.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's tough for me to rank knights, since most of them are wildly inconsistent (Sir Gawain ranges from Most Pure and Perfect to Absolute Raging Shitheel, for example), but I'm definitely thinking Kay is consistently one of the most entertaining.

Knight I'm least interested in hearing about at any given time: Lancelot.
Yeah, I don't care for Lancelot. Also, I prefer Percival as a grail hero to Galahad.

EDIT: I think I like Lancelot best in Chretien.
EDIT2: best as in his best appearance, not the best in Chretien
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Wolter » 24 Sep 2015, 11:10pm

eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:Gareth shows up, in kind of a weird way, but seems nice.

SIR KAY: Nice hands, shitnozzle. Make me a sandwich.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's tough for me to rank knights, since most of them are wildly inconsistent (Sir Gawain ranges from Most Pure and Perfect to Absolute Raging Shitheel, for example), but I'm definitely thinking Kay is consistently one of the most entertaining.

Knight I'm least interested in hearing about at any given time: Lancelot.
Yeah, I don't care for Lancelot. Also, I prefer Percival as a grail hero to Galahad.

EDIT: I think I like Lancelot best in Chretien.
EDIT2: best as in his best appearance, not the best in Chretien
Yeah, Percival works better than Galahad. And Chretian definitely does the best Lancelot, but that's basically the tallest dwarf.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by eumaas » 10 Oct 2015, 11:20pm

John Cale has a lot of country songs in those 70s albums. Seems to pass without much comment. They aren't slapping you in the face with being country most of the time, but they're clearly country songs. I could easily imagine Gram Parsons covering Half Past France. I'd kill to hear a good Cale tribute album of his country material by decent country artists.
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Re: FAO Wolter

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