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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by revbob » 25 Aug 2013, 8:31pm

Flex wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:The Ghostbusters porn movie finally has a script: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/2 ... 09865.html. :hmm:
This brings up a good point: how come there's not, like, a Vivid Ghostbusters porn parody?
Giving a whole new meaning to the "He slimed me" line.

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Rat Patrol » 25 Aug 2013, 11:43pm

Flex wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:The Ghostbusters porn movie finally has a script: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/2 ... 09865.html. :hmm:
This brings up a good point: how come there's not, like, a Vivid Ghostbusters porn parody?
A question that surely has never been asked or thought of by anyone ever not named Flex or Wolter. :twitch:
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Flex » 25 Aug 2013, 11:48pm

Rat Patrol wrote:A question that surely has never been asked or thought of by anyone ever not named Flex or Wolter. :twitch:
Hey, you opened the door. I'm just walkin' through it.

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Chuck Mangione » 26 Aug 2013, 4:30am

Flex wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:The Ghostbusters porn movie finally has a script: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/2 ... 09865.html. :hmm:
This brings up a good point: how come there's not, like, a Vivid Ghostbusters porn parody?
Spoke too soon:
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Rat Patrol » 29 Aug 2013, 5:34am

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/201 ... ecipe.html

Slate's just openly daring you to write an angry letter to the editor.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Wolter » 29 Aug 2013, 8:09am

Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/201 ... ecipe.html

Slate's just openly daring you to write an angry letter to the editor.
Nah. Slate is written exclusively by wrong-headed contrarians.

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Dr. Medulla » 29 Aug 2013, 8:18am

Wolter wrote:Nah. Slate is written exclusively by wrong-headed contrarians.
Waitaminnit, they offered me a columnist position because they said I show a lot of promise! :angry:
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Rat Patrol » 29 Aug 2013, 10:08am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:Nah. Slate is written exclusively by wrong-headed contrarians.
Waitaminnit, they offered me a columnist position because they said I show a lot of promise! :angry:
They just crossed out Mickey Kaus' name on the file copy of his acceptance letter from 1996.
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Re: FAO Wolter

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Wolter » 09 Oct 2013, 2:18pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:Image
Outstanding.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by tepista » 09 Oct 2013, 2:19pm

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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Dr. Medulla » 14 Oct 2013, 9:57pm

From a book I'm reading on American International Pictures:
Born in the Bronx, [Dick] Miller initially wanted to be a musician. He tried his hand at the drums and later the guitar. One night a fight broke out and Miller busted his guitar on somebody's head. When a friend suggested that he take up the trumpet Miller said he didn't dare. With a trumpet he could kill someone. So in 1952, hoping to find work as a writer, he came to California. "I sold a couple of articles but you can't make a living on that. Jonathan took me to see Roger who was making a western at the time and introduced me as an actor. I thought, Why not. I liked playing cowboys and Indians when I was a kid. Why not get paid for it?"
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Wolter » 14 Oct 2013, 11:31pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:From a book I'm reading on American International Pictures:
Born in the Bronx, [Dick] Miller initially wanted to be a musician. He tried his hand at the drums and later the guitar. One night a fight broke out and Miller busted his guitar on somebody's head. When a friend suggested that he take up the trumpet Miller said he didn't dare. With a trumpet he could kill someone. So in 1952, hoping to find work as a writer, he came to California. "I sold a couple of articles but you can't make a living on that. Jonathan took me to see Roger who was making a western at the time and introduced me as an actor. I thought, Why not. I liked playing cowboys and Indians when I was a kid. Why not get paid for it?"
Dick Miller is the best thing in the universe.
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Re: FAO Wolter

Post by Dr. Medulla » 15 Nov 2013, 6:39pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/1 ... 75332.html

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You're pretty much obliged to change your avatar.
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Re: FAO Wolter

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Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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