This is exciting. I just watched Spice World the other day.
Oh god. Not you too.
Pizza Abomination Spice and Hitler Punching Spice.
People of our cohort eschewed the Spice Girls.
Their lack of plaid shirts, ripped jeans, and determined ennui was offensive to those of us born in the late 60s and early 70s.
(However, I was working at the World's Shittiest Book Chain at the time and a pudgy teenage boy came in wearing a shirt that said "Spice Boy Forever." I want that shirt so goddamned bad. I look around online every once in awhile, but there's no evidence of it ever existing.)
This is exciting. I just watched Spice World the other day.
Oh god. Not you too.
Pizza Abomination Spice and Hitler Punching Spice.
People of our cohort eschewed the Spice Girls.
Their lack of plaid shirts, ripped jeans, and determined ennui was offensive to those of us born in the late 60s and early 70s.
(However, I was working at the World's Shittiest Book Chain at the time and a pudgy teenage boy came in wearing a shirt that said "Spice Boy Forever." I want that shirt so goddamned bad. I look around online every once in awhile, but there's no evidence of it ever existing.)
Pizza Abomination Spice and Hitler Punching Spice.
People of our cohort eschewed the Spice Girls.
Their lack of plaid shirts, ripped jeans, and determined ennui was offensive to those of us born in the late 60s and early 70s.
(However, I was working at the World's Shittiest Book Chain at the time and a pudgy teenage boy came in wearing a shirt that said "Spice Boy Forever." I want that shirt so goddamned bad. I look around online every once in awhile, but there's no evidence of it ever existing.)
Pizza Abomination Spice and Hitler Punching Spice.
People of our cohort eschewed the Spice Girls.
Their lack of plaid shirts, ripped jeans, and determined ennui was offensive to those of us born in the late 60s and early 70s.
(However, I was working at the World's Shittiest Book Chain at the time and a pudgy teenage boy came in wearing a shirt that said "Spice Boy Forever." I want that shirt so goddamned bad. I look around online every once in awhile, but there's no evidence of it ever existing.)
I can't even really love them ironically.
Heathens.
Hey hey hey—don't pluralize. I'd never own a Spice Girls album, but I really dug Spice World (aided, perhaps, by the fact that the people I was with were in absolute hell every minute while watching).
Their lack of plaid shirts, ripped jeans, and determined ennui was offensive to those of us born in the late 60s and early 70s.
(However, I was working at the World's Shittiest Book Chain at the time and a pudgy teenage boy came in wearing a shirt that said "Spice Boy Forever." I want that shirt so goddamned bad. I look around online every once in awhile, but there's no evidence of it ever existing.)
I can't even really love them ironically.
Heathens.
Hey hey hey—don't pluralize. I'd never own a Spice Girls album, but I really dug Spice World (aided, perhaps, by the fact that the people I was with were in absolute hell every minute while watching).
I actually liked Spice World, too, because a lot of people I love (who are not Spice Girls) were in it.
Pizza Abomination Spice and Hitler Punching Spice.
People of our cohort eschewed the Spice Girls.
Their lack of plaid shirts, ripped jeans, and determined ennui was offensive to those of us born in the late 60s and early 70s.
(However, I was working at the World's Shittiest Book Chain at the time and a pudgy teenage boy came in wearing a shirt that said "Spice Boy Forever." I want that shirt so goddamned bad. I look around online every once in awhile, but there's no evidence of it ever existing.)
Pizza Abomination Spice and Hitler Punching Spice.
People of our cohort eschewed the Spice Girls.
Their lack of plaid shirts, ripped jeans, and determined ennui was offensive to those of us born in the late 60s and early 70s.
(However, I was working at the World's Shittiest Book Chain at the time and a pudgy teenage boy came in wearing a shirt that said "Spice Boy Forever." I want that shirt so goddamned bad. I look around online every once in awhile, but there's no evidence of it ever existing.)
I can't even really love them ironically.
Fuck yes.
Re: FAO Wolter
Posted: 06 Feb 2018, 7:54pm
by coffeepotman
That was awesome! The above 1 minute and 46 seconds just destroyed the 25 year reign of the Spice Girls
