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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: Loves me vinegar on fries. Nobody ever believes me, but a teaspoon of vinegar is a no-fail hiccup cure.
Yeah, explosive vomiting usually does cure my hiccups.
See, it works!
You're a genius! Why doesn't anyone believe you?
I'm one of those there unheralded prophets. Jesus fuck, what's it gonna take to get me some herald?
One of my favorite Sanford and Son gags was Fred would call the newspaper to place an ad "Is this the Herald Examiner? Let me talk to Harold."
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: Loves me vinegar on fries. Nobody ever believes me, but a teaspoon of vinegar is a no-fail hiccup cure.
Yeah, explosive vomiting usually does cure my hiccups.
See, it works!
You're a genius! Why doesn't anyone believe you?
I'm one of those there unheralded prophets. Jesus fuck, what's it gonna take to get me some herald?
Here's a few:

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The Ramones, AC/DC, vinegar... DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING?
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The proper merge of the above posts is Fred Sanford as a herald of Galactus. Loooking for the planet of Elizabeth.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:The proper merge of the above posts is Fred Sanford as a herald of Galactus. Loooking for the planet of Elizabeth.
Remember when Gray-Dee replaced San-Ford of planet Watts as the herald?
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:The proper merge of the above posts is Fred Sanford as a herald of Galactus. Loooking for the planet of Elizabeth.
Remember when Gray-Dee replaced San-Ford of planet Watts as the herald?
He had to look after Big Dum-EE
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Wolter wrote:The Ramones, AC/DC, vinegar... DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING?
I love punching Hitler...
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Dr. Medulla wrote:The proper merge of the above posts is Fred Sanford as a herald of Galactus. Loooking for the planet of Elizabeth.
"I'm approaching with gathering speed, Elizabeth!"
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Look at this and think of the Sanford and Son theme, then tell me they don't make sense. You can't do it.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Ha! I was going to post that on his Facebook page.
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http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Girls-Fore ... 0062422901
Do you have this yet? If not, it would be my honour to buy it for you.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Girls-Fore ... 0062422901
Do you have this yet? If not, it would be my honour to buy it for you.
That subtitle is sublime.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Girls-Fore ... 0062422901
Do you have this yet? If not, it would be my honour to buy it for you.
Is there a term for middle aged men who have a Golden Girls fetish?

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