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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?

Post by Rat Patrol » 27 Jul 2016, 7:54pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Meh. My grandfather had a third kidney. It was half the size of a regular one, but it worked. You can't milk shit with a third tit, so my family's mutant genes are more impressive. :shifty:
Which one was Grandpa Patrol?
http://liverpoolsmallcinema.org.uk/wp-c ... reaks2.jpg
Hey, now! It was not some reductivist mutation; three working kidneys is damn near a superpower. His renal throughput was 1¼ as productive as y'alls! :fuck:
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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 27 Jul 2016, 8:02pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Meh. My grandfather had a third kidney. It was half the size of a regular one, but it worked. You can't milk shit with a third tit, so my family's mutant genes are more impressive. :shifty:
Which one was Grandpa Patrol?
http://liverpoolsmallcinema.org.uk/wp-c ... reaks2.jpg
Hey, now! It was not some reductivist mutation; three working kidneys is damn near a superpower. His renal throughput was 1¼ as productive as y'alls! :fuck:
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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Meh. My grandfather had a third kidney. It was half the size of a regular one, but it worked. You can't milk shit with a third tit, so my family's mutant genes are more impressive. :shifty:
Which one was Grandpa Patrol?
http://liverpoolsmallcinema.org.uk/wp-c ... reaks2.jpg
Hey, now! It was not some reductivist mutation; three working kidneys is damn near a superpower. His renal throughput was 1¼ as productive as y'alls! :fuck:
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Look...I even showed Flex my gimp foot at the Commie bar. And if that didn't get me exterminated, my family's superior urea-cleaning powers certainly won't. :naughty:
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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 27 Jul 2016, 8:09pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Meh. My grandfather had a third kidney. It was half the size of a regular one, but it worked. You can't milk shit with a third tit, so my family's mutant genes are more impressive. :shifty:
Which one was Grandpa Patrol?
http://liverpoolsmallcinema.org.uk/wp-c ... reaks2.jpg
Hey, now! It was not some reductivist mutation; three working kidneys is damn near a superpower. His renal throughput was 1¼ as productive as y'alls! :fuck:
Image

Look...I even showed Flex my gimp foot at the Commie bar. And if that didn't get me exterminated, my family's superior urea-cleaning powers certainly won't. :naughty:
My goal in life is to get your entire family declared Muslim Mexicans and let the Trumpzis follow their bliss on y'all.
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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?

Post by Wolter » 27 Jul 2016, 8:50pm

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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
JennyB wrote: I supposedly have one, but it's on the side of my stomach and just looks like a lighter mole/beauty mark.
I have a couple, but they're super faint, and far less noticeable now that I'm tubby. In fact, no one has ever noticed them unless I've pointed them out.
Henceforth, you shall be known as Multinip. Professor Xavier has authorized me to offer you admission for the fall term, but your mutant abilities are so lame that there will be no tuition waiver.
I'm still cooler than Forge.
Racist.
Hey, even you're cooler than Forge.
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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 27 Jul 2016, 8:53pm

Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
I have a couple, but they're super faint, and far less noticeable now that I'm tubby. In fact, no one has ever noticed them unless I've pointed them out.
Henceforth, you shall be known as Multinip. Professor Xavier has authorized me to offer you admission for the fall term, but your mutant abilities are so lame that there will be no tuition waiver.
I'm still cooler than Forge.
Racist.
Hey, even you're cooler than Forge.
Well, I am white.
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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?

Post by Wolter » 27 Jul 2016, 9:43pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Henceforth, you shall be known as Multinip. Professor Xavier has authorized me to offer you admission for the fall term, but your mutant abilities are so lame that there will be no tuition waiver.
I'm still cooler than Forge.
Racist.
Hey, even you're cooler than Forge.
Well, I am white.
True.
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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?

Post by Kory » 28 Jul 2016, 2:46pm

Marky Dread wrote:
Kory wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: Image
I know. I'll go sit over there with the other freaks. And Barbara, the loser from Stranger Things.
I think in the second season Barb will return with 4 nipples and no one will fuck with her.
I hope there's no second season.
I hope it runs for at least 10 seasons. :mrgreen:
I just think it was perfect as-is. Everybody thinks they have to do a sequel to something to make money all the time.
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?

Post by Kory » 28 Jul 2016, 2:47pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
JennyB wrote: I supposedly have one, but it's on the side of my stomach and just looks like a lighter mole/beauty mark.
I have a couple, but they're super faint, and far less noticeable now that I'm tubby. In fact, no one has ever noticed them unless I've pointed them out.
Henceforth, you shall be known as Multinip. Professor Xavier has authorized me to offer you admission for the fall term, but your mutant abilities are so lame that there will be no tuition waiver.
I'm still cooler than Forge.
Racist.
Is it racism that whoever is in charge of coloring at Marvel had decided that all Natives were hot pink?
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
Developers (Developers Developers)
Boogie With Your Children

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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 28 Jul 2016, 2:54pm

Kory wrote:Is it racism that whoever is in charge of coloring at Marvel had decided that all Natives were hot pink?
B met a girl when we lived in NC who asked whether she (this girl) was American Indian because her father had a reddish complexion. No, B wanted to say, he might just drink a lot and have heart disease.
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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?

Post by Kory » 28 Jul 2016, 2:58pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:Is it racism that whoever is in charge of coloring at Marvel had decided that all Natives were hot pink?
B met a girl when we lived in NC who asked whether she (this girl) was American Indian because her father had a reddish complexion. No, B wanted to say, he might just drink a lot and have heart disease.
I'm not "can't it be both"-ing that one with a ten foot pole.
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 28 Jul 2016, 3:00pm

Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:Is it racism that whoever is in charge of coloring at Marvel had decided that all Natives were hot pink?
B met a girl when we lived in NC who asked whether she (this girl) was American Indian because her father had a reddish complexion. No, B wanted to say, he might just drink a lot and have heart disease.
I'm not "can't it be both"-ing that one with a ten foot pole.
I'm in the luxurious position of making those kinds of observations all the time. :cool:
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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?

Post by matedog » 28 Jul 2016, 3:02pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Meh. My grandfather had a third kidney. It was half the size of a regular one, but it worked. You can't milk shit with a third tit, so my family's mutant genes are more impressive. :shifty:
Which one was Grandpa Patrol?
http://liverpoolsmallcinema.org.uk/wp-c ... reaks2.jpg
Hey, now! It was not some reductivist mutation; three working kidneys is damn near a superpower. His renal throughput was 1¼ as productive as y'alls! :fuck:
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?

Post by Kory » 28 Jul 2016, 3:03pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:Is it racism that whoever is in charge of coloring at Marvel had decided that all Natives were hot pink?
B met a girl when we lived in NC who asked whether she (this girl) was American Indian because her father had a reddish complexion. No, B wanted to say, he might just drink a lot and have heart disease.
I'm not "can't it be both"-ing that one with a ten foot pole.
I'm in the luxurious position of making those kinds of observations all the time. :cool:
You lucky dog.
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
Developers (Developers Developers)
Boogie With Your Children

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Re: What are you looking up on Wikipedia right now?

Post by Rat Patrol » 26 Oct 2017, 11:48pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Unwanted_Song

I gave it a listen, and let me tell ya...Bernie's got nothing to worry about. :twitch:
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