Hey, now! It was not some reductivist mutation; three working kidneys is damn near a superpower. His renal throughput was 1¼ as productive as y'alls!Dr. Medulla wrote:Which one was Grandpa Patrol?Rat Patrol wrote:Meh. My grandfather had a third kidney. It was half the size of a regular one, but it worked. You can't milk shit with a third tit, so my family's mutant genes are more impressive.
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Rat Patrol wrote:Hey, now! It was not some reductivist mutation; three working kidneys is damn near a superpower. His renal throughput was 1¼ as productive as y'alls!Dr. Medulla wrote:Which one was Grandpa Patrol?Rat Patrol wrote:Meh. My grandfather had a third kidney. It was half the size of a regular one, but it worked. You can't milk shit with a third tit, so my family's mutant genes are more impressive.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Rat Patrol wrote:Hey, now! It was not some reductivist mutation; three working kidneys is damn near a superpower. His renal throughput was 1¼ as productive as y'alls!Dr. Medulla wrote:Which one was Grandpa Patrol?Rat Patrol wrote:Meh. My grandfather had a third kidney. It was half the size of a regular one, but it worked. You can't milk shit with a third tit, so my family's mutant genes are more impressive.
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Look...I even showed Flex my gimp foot at the Commie bar. And if that didn't get me exterminated, my family's superior urea-cleaning powers certainly won't.
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My goal in life is to get your entire family declared Muslim Mexicans and let the Trumpzis follow their bliss on y'all.Rat Patrol wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:Rat Patrol wrote:Hey, now! It was not some reductivist mutation; three working kidneys is damn near a superpower. His renal throughput was 1¼ as productive as y'alls!Dr. Medulla wrote:Which one was Grandpa Patrol?Rat Patrol wrote:Meh. My grandfather had a third kidney. It was half the size of a regular one, but it worked. You can't milk shit with a third tit, so my family's mutant genes are more impressive.
http://liverpoolsmallcinema.org.uk/wp-c ... reaks2.jpg
Look...I even showed Flex my gimp foot at the Commie bar. And if that didn't get me exterminated, my family's superior urea-cleaning powers certainly won't.
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Hey, even you're cooler than Forge.Dr. Medulla wrote:Racist.Wolter wrote:I'm still cooler than Forge.Dr. Medulla wrote:Henceforth, you shall be known as Multinip. Professor Xavier has authorized me to offer you admission for the fall term, but your mutant abilities are so lame that there will be no tuition waiver.Wolter wrote:I have a couple, but they're super faint, and far less noticeable now that I'm tubby. In fact, no one has ever noticed them unless I've pointed them out.JennyB wrote: I supposedly have one, but it's on the side of my stomach and just looks like a lighter mole/beauty mark.
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"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Well, I am white.Wolter wrote:Hey, even you're cooler than Forge.Dr. Medulla wrote:Racist.Wolter wrote:I'm still cooler than Forge.Dr. Medulla wrote:Henceforth, you shall be known as Multinip. Professor Xavier has authorized me to offer you admission for the fall term, but your mutant abilities are so lame that there will be no tuition waiver.Wolter wrote:
I have a couple, but they're super faint, and far less noticeable now that I'm tubby. In fact, no one has ever noticed them unless I've pointed them out.
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True.Dr. Medulla wrote:Well, I am white.Wolter wrote:Hey, even you're cooler than Forge.Dr. Medulla wrote:Racist.Wolter wrote:I'm still cooler than Forge.Dr. Medulla wrote:
Henceforth, you shall be known as Multinip. Professor Xavier has authorized me to offer you admission for the fall term, but your mutant abilities are so lame that there will be no tuition waiver.
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I just think it was perfect as-is. Everybody thinks they have to do a sequel to something to make money all the time.Marky Dread wrote:I hope it runs for at least 10 seasons.Kory wrote:I hope there's no second season.Marky Dread wrote:I think in the second season Barb will return with 4 nipples and no one will fuck with her.JennyB wrote:I know. I'll go sit over there with the other freaks. And Barbara, the loser from Stranger Things.Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Is it racism that whoever is in charge of coloring at Marvel had decided that all Natives were hot pink?Dr. Medulla wrote:Racist.Wolter wrote:I'm still cooler than Forge.Dr. Medulla wrote:Henceforth, you shall be known as Multinip. Professor Xavier has authorized me to offer you admission for the fall term, but your mutant abilities are so lame that there will be no tuition waiver.Wolter wrote:I have a couple, but they're super faint, and far less noticeable now that I'm tubby. In fact, no one has ever noticed them unless I've pointed them out.JennyB wrote: I supposedly have one, but it's on the side of my stomach and just looks like a lighter mole/beauty mark.
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B met a girl when we lived in NC who asked whether she (this girl) was American Indian because her father had a reddish complexion. No, B wanted to say, he might just drink a lot and have heart disease.Kory wrote:Is it racism that whoever is in charge of coloring at Marvel had decided that all Natives were hot pink?
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I'm not "can't it be both"-ing that one with a ten foot pole.Dr. Medulla wrote:B met a girl when we lived in NC who asked whether she (this girl) was American Indian because her father had a reddish complexion. No, B wanted to say, he might just drink a lot and have heart disease.Kory wrote:Is it racism that whoever is in charge of coloring at Marvel had decided that all Natives were hot pink?
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I'm in the luxurious position of making those kinds of observations all the time.Kory wrote:I'm not "can't it be both"-ing that one with a ten foot pole.Dr. Medulla wrote:B met a girl when we lived in NC who asked whether she (this girl) was American Indian because her father had a reddish complexion. No, B wanted to say, he might just drink a lot and have heart disease.Kory wrote:Is it racism that whoever is in charge of coloring at Marvel had decided that all Natives were hot pink?
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Rat Patrol wrote:Hey, now! It was not some reductivist mutation; three working kidneys is damn near a superpower. His renal throughput was 1¼ as productive as y'alls!Dr. Medulla wrote:Which one was Grandpa Patrol?Rat Patrol wrote:Meh. My grandfather had a third kidney. It was half the size of a regular one, but it worked. You can't milk shit with a third tit, so my family's mutant genes are more impressive.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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You lucky dog.Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm in the luxurious position of making those kinds of observations all the time.Kory wrote:I'm not "can't it be both"-ing that one with a ten foot pole.Dr. Medulla wrote:B met a girl when we lived in NC who asked whether she (this girl) was American Indian because her father had a reddish complexion. No, B wanted to say, he might just drink a lot and have heart disease.Kory wrote:Is it racism that whoever is in charge of coloring at Marvel had decided that all Natives were hot pink?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Unwanted_Song
I gave it a listen, and let me tell ya...Bernie's got nothing to worry about.
I gave it a listen, and let me tell ya...Bernie's got nothing to worry about.