I've had people tell me I look older when I shave.Dr. Medulla wrote:My hair started greying in my 30s. Worse, tho, my dislike of shaving more than every four or five days combined with a whole lot of grey and white in my beard means that by day four I look like I should be carrying a bindle and scouting for railroad dicks. I easily become five to ten years younger on days when I shave.revbob wrote:Ive managed to keep my full head of hair, it just continues to turn the wrong color.
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I just look like shit.revbob wrote:I've had people tell me I look older when I shave.Dr. Medulla wrote:My hair started greying in my 30s. Worse, tho, my dislike of shaving more than every four or five days combined with a whole lot of grey and white in my beard means that by day four I look like I should be carrying a bindle and scouting for railroad dicks. I easily become five to ten years younger on days when I shave.revbob wrote:Ive managed to keep my full head of hair, it just continues to turn the wrong color.
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I've always believed Doc should be scouting for railroad dick.
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Scouts are necessary, but he should pay more attention to the railroad dick stats.Flex wrote:I've always believed Doc should be scouting for railroad dick.
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I was born a Joe Morgan hobo, I'll die a Joe Morgan hobo—incoherent and convinced Billy Beane wrote that book about hobo code.Wolter wrote:Scouts are necessary, but he should pay more attention to the railroad dick stats.Flex wrote:I've always believed Doc should be scouting for railroad dick.
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Yeah but what about his intangibles and how does he perform in clutch situations.Wolter wrote:Scouts are necessary, but he should pay more attention to the railroad dick stats.Flex wrote:I've always believed Doc should be scouting for railroad dick.
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The important mission is his search for that railroad dick.revbob wrote:Yeah but what about his intangibles and how does he perform in clutch situations.Wolter wrote:Scouts are necessary, but he should pay more attention to the railroad dick stats.Flex wrote:I've always believed Doc should be scouting for railroad dick.
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Less a mission than a calling.Silent Majority wrote:The important mission is his search for that railroad dick.revbob wrote:Yeah but what about his intangibles and how does he perform in clutch situations.Wolter wrote:Scouts are necessary, but he should pay more attention to the railroad dick stats.Flex wrote:I've always believed Doc should be scouting for railroad dick.
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I believe the Latin term is "modus operandi."Dr. Medulla wrote:Less a mission than a calling.Silent Majority wrote:The important mission is his search for that railroad dick.revbob wrote:Yeah but what about his intangibles and how does he perform in clutch situations.Wolter wrote:Scouts are necessary, but he should pay more attention to the railroad dick stats.Flex wrote:I've always believed Doc should be scouting for railroad dick.
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I believe the hobo symbol is two x's over a kitty cat. (Two x's under a kitty cat means the lady there will give you free pie if you sing her a hobo song.)Wolter wrote:I believe the Latin term is "modus operandi."Dr. Medulla wrote:Less a mission than a calling.Silent Majority wrote:The important mission is his search for that railroad dick.revbob wrote:Yeah but what about his intangibles and how does he perform in clutch situations.Wolter wrote: Scouts are necessary, but he should pay more attention to the railroad dick stats.
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Extended interview with Norm Macdonald: http://www.vulture.com/2017/06/norm-mac ... p-snl.html
I disagree with a lot of what he says re. politics (no real surprise there), but his observations on the mechanics of comedy are worth thinking/arguing about.
I disagree with a lot of what he says re. politics (no real surprise there), but his observations on the mechanics of comedy are worth thinking/arguing about.
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Holy crap was that uncomfortable to watch. His eye twitching and hesitancy (to say nothing of his assessment of Trump) made him, um, really unpersuasive.
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On Ricky Gervais losing the plot: https://thebaffler.com/latest/what-happ ... vais-james
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Good read. If you haven't seen Merchant's Hello Ladies, it's excellent.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Mar 2018, 8:39amOn Ricky Gervais losing the plot: https://thebaffler.com/latest/what-happ ... vais-james