If Music Could Talk

Kory wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Kory wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:Wasn't it understood that I occupied the #1 spot on anyone's list? You only have to come up with four also-rans.

I didn't want to seem like a kiss-ass. You're more like #0.

That could be interpreted several ways …

You know, like, when a comic book has a #0. It's like a special convention-only release. Highly sought-after, but not totally necessary.

I'm chromium.

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Kory wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Kory wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:Wasn't it understood that I occupied the #1 spot on anyone's list? You only have to come up with four also-rans.

I didn't want to seem like a kiss-ass. You're more like #0.

That could be interpreted several ways …

You know, like, when a comic book has a #0. It's like a special convention-only release. Highly sought-after, but not totally necessary.

I'm chromium.

People like chromium!

Kory wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Kory wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Kory wrote:
I didn't want to seem like a kiss-ass. You're more like #0.

That could be interpreted several ways …

You know, like, when a comic book has a #0. It's like a special convention-only release. Highly sought-after, but not totally necessary.

I'm chromium.

People like chromium!

You're kind, but we all know that nobody looks back fondly on the Chromium Age.

Onslaught is coming!

So you're lustrous, brittle, resist tarnishing and have a high melting point? Oh and totally metal.

Where's the metal emoticon when you need it?

revbob wrote:So you're lustrous, brittle, resist tarnishing and have a high melting point? Oh and totally metal.

Where's the metal emoticon when you need it?

At best, hair metal. Which is both not cool and rather ironic.

Dr. Medulla wrote:

revbob wrote:So you're lustrous, brittle, resist tarnishing and have a high melting point? Oh and totally metal.

Where's the metal emoticon when you need it?

At best, hair metal. Which is both not cool and rather ironic.

I imagine you'd be a good fit in Winger.

revbob wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

revbob wrote:So you're lustrous, brittle, resist tarnishing and have a high melting point? Oh and totally metal.

Where's the metal emoticon when you need it?

At best, hair metal. Which is both not cool and rather ironic.

I imagine you'd be a good fit in Winger.

I would like to withdraw my name from consideration and retire to a log cabin in Yukon where I will drink myself into oblivion.

Dr. Medulla wrote:

revbob wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

revbob wrote:So you're lustrous, brittle, resist tarnishing and have a high melting point? Oh and totally metal.

Where's the metal emoticon when you need it?

At best, hair metal. Which is both not cool and rather ironic.

I imagine you'd be a good fit in Winger.

I would like to withdraw my name from consideration and retire to a log cabin in Yukon where I will drink myself into oblivion.

This is the first time anyone has used "hair" as an adjective to describe you in years, isn't it?

Wolter wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

revbob wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

revbob wrote:So you're lustrous, brittle, resist tarnishing and have a high melting point? Oh and totally metal.

Where's the metal emoticon when you need it?

At best, hair metal. Which is both not cool and rather ironic.

I imagine you'd be a good fit in Winger.

I would like to withdraw my name from consideration and retire to a log cabin in Yukon where I will drink myself into oblivion.

This is the first time anyone has used "hair" as an adjective to describe you in years, isn't it?

Holy shit.

Wolter wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

revbob wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

revbob wrote:So you're lustrous, brittle, resist tarnishing and have a high melting point? Oh and totally metal.

Where's the metal emoticon when you need it?

At best, hair metal. Which is both not cool and rather ironic.

I imagine you'd be a good fit in Winger.

I would like to withdraw my name from consideration and retire to a log cabin in Yukon where I will drink myself into oblivion.

This is the first time anyone has used "hair" as an adjective to describe you in years, isn't it?

My eyebrows have provided fodder for hair derision …

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Wolter wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

revbob wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote: At best, hair metal. Which is both not cool and rather ironic.

I imagine you'd be a good fit in Winger.

I would like to withdraw my name from consideration and retire to a log cabin in Yukon where I will drink myself into oblivion.

This is the first time anyone has used "hair" as an adjective to describe you in years, isn't it?

My eyebrows have provided fodder for hair derision …

Full disclosure: I am throwing stones from a house that has been gradually installing bugger and bigger windows for years.

Wolter wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Wolter wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

revbob wrote:
I imagine you'd be a good fit in Winger.

I would like to withdraw my name from consideration and retire to a log cabin in Yukon where I will drink myself into oblivion.

This is the first time anyone has used "hair" as an adjective to describe you in years, isn't it?

My eyebrows have provided fodder for hair derision …

Full disclosure: I am throwing stones from a house that has been gradually installing bugger and bigger windows for years.

Take comfort that having hair like either Bo or Luke Duke is no longer the key to social acceptance. Those of us on the Boss Hogg side of things no longer have to live in the back alleys, muttering about Sheriff Coltrane's incompetence and … where the fuck was I going with this?

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Wolter wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Wolter wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote: I would like to withdraw my name from consideration and retire to a log cabin in Yukon where I will drink myself into oblivion.

This is the first time anyone has used "hair" as an adjective to describe you in years, isn't it?

My eyebrows have provided fodder for hair derision …

Full disclosure: I am throwing stones from a house that has been gradually installing bugger and bigger windows for years.

Take comfort that having hair like either Bo or Luke Duke is no longer the key to social acceptance. Those of us on the Boss Hogg side of things no longer have to live in the back alleys, muttering about Sheriff Coltrane's incompetence and … where the fuck was I going with this?

I'm not sure, but I've been nodding the whole time.

Wolter wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Wolter wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Wolter wrote: This is the first time anyone has used "hair" as an adjective to describe you in years, isn't it?

My eyebrows have provided fodder for hair derision …

Full disclosure: I am throwing stones from a house that has been gradually installing bugger and bigger windows for years.

Take comfort that having hair like either Bo or Luke Duke is no longer the key to social acceptance. Those of us on the Boss Hogg side of things no longer have to live in the back alleys, muttering about Sheriff Coltrane's incompetence and … where the fuck was I going with this?

I'm not sure, but I've been nodding the whole time.

Ive managed to keep my full head of hair, it just continues to turn the wrong color.

revbob wrote:Ive managed to keep my full head of hair, it just continues to turn the wrong color.

My hair started greying in my 30s. Worse, tho, my dislike of shaving more than every four or five days combined with a whole lot of grey and white in my beard means that by day four I look like I should be carrying a bindle and scouting for railroad dicks. I easily become five to ten years younger on days when I shave.