Top 5 Comedians?

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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 28 Sep 2016, 7:34pm

Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Wasn't it understood that I occupied the #1 spot on anyone's list? You only have to come up with four also-rans. :naughty:
I didn't want to seem like a kiss-ass. You're more like #0.
That could be interpreted several ways …
You know, like, when a comic book has a #0. It's like a special convention-only release. Highly sought-after, but not totally necessary.
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Kory » 28 Sep 2016, 7:48pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Wasn't it understood that I occupied the #1 spot on anyone's list? You only have to come up with four also-rans. :naughty:
I didn't want to seem like a kiss-ass. You're more like #0.
That could be interpreted several ways …
You know, like, when a comic book has a #0. It's like a special convention-only release. Highly sought-after, but not totally necessary.
I'm chromium. :disshame:
People like chromium!
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 28 Sep 2016, 7:51pm

Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
I didn't want to seem like a kiss-ass. You're more like #0.
That could be interpreted several ways …
You know, like, when a comic book has a #0. It's like a special convention-only release. Highly sought-after, but not totally necessary.
I'm chromium. :disshame:
People like chromium!
You're kind, but we all know that nobody looks back fondly on the Chromium Age.

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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by revbob » 28 Sep 2016, 8:14pm

So you're lustrous, brittle, resist tarnishing and have a high melting point? Oh and totally metal.

Where's the metal emoticon when you need it?

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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 28 Sep 2016, 8:26pm

revbob wrote:So you're lustrous, brittle, resist tarnishing and have a high melting point? Oh and totally metal.

Where's the metal emoticon when you need it?
At best, hair metal. Which is both not cool and rather ironic.
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by revbob » 28 Sep 2016, 8:28pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
revbob wrote:So you're lustrous, brittle, resist tarnishing and have a high melting point? Oh and totally metal.

Where's the metal emoticon when you need it?
At best, hair metal. Which is both not cool and rather ironic.
I imagine you'd be a good fit in Winger.

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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 28 Sep 2016, 8:51pm

revbob wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
revbob wrote:So you're lustrous, brittle, resist tarnishing and have a high melting point? Oh and totally metal.

Where's the metal emoticon when you need it?
At best, hair metal. Which is both not cool and rather ironic.
I imagine you'd be a good fit in Winger.
I would like to withdraw my name from consideration and retire to a log cabin in Yukon where I will drink myself into oblivion.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Wolter » 29 Sep 2016, 12:19am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
revbob wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
revbob wrote:So you're lustrous, brittle, resist tarnishing and have a high melting point? Oh and totally metal.

Where's the metal emoticon when you need it?
At best, hair metal. Which is both not cool and rather ironic.
I imagine you'd be a good fit in Winger.
I would like to withdraw my name from consideration and retire to a log cabin in Yukon where I will drink myself into oblivion.
This is the first time anyone has used "hair" as an adjective to describe you in years, isn't it?
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Kory » 29 Sep 2016, 1:17am

Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
revbob wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
revbob wrote:So you're lustrous, brittle, resist tarnishing and have a high melting point? Oh and totally metal.

Where's the metal emoticon when you need it?
At best, hair metal. Which is both not cool and rather ironic.
I imagine you'd be a good fit in Winger.
I would like to withdraw my name from consideration and retire to a log cabin in Yukon where I will drink myself into oblivion.
This is the first time anyone has used "hair" as an adjective to describe you in years, isn't it?
Holy shit.
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
Developers (Developers Developers)
Boogie With Your Children

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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 29 Sep 2016, 6:03am

Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
revbob wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
revbob wrote:So you're lustrous, brittle, resist tarnishing and have a high melting point? Oh and totally metal.

Where's the metal emoticon when you need it?
At best, hair metal. Which is both not cool and rather ironic.
I imagine you'd be a good fit in Winger.
I would like to withdraw my name from consideration and retire to a log cabin in Yukon where I will drink myself into oblivion.
This is the first time anyone has used "hair" as an adjective to describe you in years, isn't it?
My eyebrows have provided fodder for hair derision …
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Wolter » 29 Sep 2016, 11:10am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
revbob wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: At best, hair metal. Which is both not cool and rather ironic.
I imagine you'd be a good fit in Winger.
I would like to withdraw my name from consideration and retire to a log cabin in Yukon where I will drink myself into oblivion.
This is the first time anyone has used "hair" as an adjective to describe you in years, isn't it?
My eyebrows have provided fodder for hair derision …
Full disclosure: I am throwing stones from a house that has been gradually installing bugger and bigger windows for years.
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 29 Sep 2016, 11:22am

Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
revbob wrote:
I imagine you'd be a good fit in Winger.
I would like to withdraw my name from consideration and retire to a log cabin in Yukon where I will drink myself into oblivion.
This is the first time anyone has used "hair" as an adjective to describe you in years, isn't it?
My eyebrows have provided fodder for hair derision …
Full disclosure: I am throwing stones from a house that has been gradually installing bugger and bigger windows for years.
Take comfort that having hair like either Bo or Luke Duke is no longer the key to social acceptance. Those of us on the Boss Hogg side of things no longer have to live in the back alleys, muttering about Sheriff Coltrane's incompetence and … where the fuck was I going with this?
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Wolter » 29 Sep 2016, 1:13pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: I would like to withdraw my name from consideration and retire to a log cabin in Yukon where I will drink myself into oblivion.
This is the first time anyone has used "hair" as an adjective to describe you in years, isn't it?
My eyebrows have provided fodder for hair derision …
Full disclosure: I am throwing stones from a house that has been gradually installing bugger and bigger windows for years.
Take comfort that having hair like either Bo or Luke Duke is no longer the key to social acceptance. Those of us on the Boss Hogg side of things no longer have to live in the back alleys, muttering about Sheriff Coltrane's incompetence and … where the fuck was I going with this?
I'm not sure, but I've been nodding the whole time.
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by revbob » 29 Sep 2016, 8:03pm

Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote: This is the first time anyone has used "hair" as an adjective to describe you in years, isn't it?
My eyebrows have provided fodder for hair derision …
Full disclosure: I am throwing stones from a house that has been gradually installing bugger and bigger windows for years.
Take comfort that having hair like either Bo or Luke Duke is no longer the key to social acceptance. Those of us on the Boss Hogg side of things no longer have to live in the back alleys, muttering about Sheriff Coltrane's incompetence and … where the fuck was I going with this?
I'm not sure, but I've been nodding the whole time.
Ive managed to keep my full head of hair, it just continues to turn the wrong color.

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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 29 Sep 2016, 8:18pm

revbob wrote:Ive managed to keep my full head of hair, it just continues to turn the wrong color.
My hair started greying in my 30s. Worse, tho, my dislike of shaving more than every four or five days combined with a whole lot of grey and white in my beard means that by day four I look like I should be carrying a bindle and scouting for railroad dicks. I easily become five to ten years younger on days when I shave.
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